Friday, May 19, 2017

SNAIL PACE




5 comments:

Murphy(AZ) said...

Figures it would be in Euroland (license plates=giveaway.) Here in the states (fly-over country, anyway,) that moron would be a smudge on the pavement, just like his smaller cousins.

Anonymous said...

A snail was mugged by a gang of tortoises. When the cops asked him to describe what happened, he said, "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"

You can tell when a car is driven by a snail, because they drive very fast, and the car has a big "S" on it. In fact, when one goes by people say, "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

(I got a million of 'em.)

Anonymous said...

According to Zeno the cars will never catch the snail in any case.
Luigi

Anonymous said...

Well heck far, someone go over to the DOT and get one of those salt trucks they use for snow storms. I'm a fixer. -Anymouse

David said...

Swear to God officer, I thought it was a snail. I mean who brakes and swerves for a snail?

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