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Saturday, July 15, 2017
If millennials were lumberjacks
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At first I thought Village People redux, but, nah. The Village People could at least sing. I've associated the three-day stubble look with just that sort as soon as Hollywood and model metrosexuals started sporting that look. "Let me bed you baby. I just got back from Everest... well, actually, I took the stairs to my third floor office."
Not a bad send up.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 7/15/17, 11:55 PM
- Don Curton said...
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I mentor co-op students at work in a chemical plant. We ride heavy duty bicycles to get around. One day a student comes up and tells me he has a flat tire. I hand him a new inner tube and a couple wrenches. He just stands there and stares at me with bewilderment. I realize he has no idea.
So I spend the next 30 minutes teaching him how to fix a flat. This is a 20 year old college student. He was so proud of learning that he included that in his end of term presentation.
I was swapping engines out of cars at his age. But you gotta start somewhere. - 7/16/17, 6:21 AM
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- 7/16/17, 8:20 AM
- Ralph Gizzip said...
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Man, that was so gay.
- 7/16/17, 7:18 PM
- Arthur said...
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"If millennials were lumberjacks"
Crappy pine 2x4's would cost $20,000 per board-foot. - 7/16/17, 11:30 PM
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He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars.
Monty Python - Lumberjack Song - 7/17/17, 7:58 AM
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That "blog administrator" is obviously a fucking faggot who won't allow any mention of fucking faggots, even when fucking faggotry is fucking obvious. - 7/17/17, 12:12 PM