Thursday, July 13, 2017

THE WAC SAID "ewwww"

The department of defense was conducting an all service briefing and posed this question:

"What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A sailor said, "I would step on it."
A soldier said, "I would squash it with my boot."
A marine said, "I would catch it, break off its stinger, and eat it."
An airman said, "I would call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room."

General Petty Officer 5th Class Skyhawker Doug 


toadold said...

"Determine how the scorpion identifies" Call the advisory panel or mail the scorpion to them if you have trouble.

Anonymous said...

There are only two branches of the military, Army and Navy.
The Air Force is a corporation and the Marine Corps is a cult. -Anymouse

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