Thursday, July 13, 2017

THE WAC SAID "ewwww"


The department of defense was conducting an all service briefing and posed this question:
"What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A sailor said, "I would step on it."
A soldier said, "I would squash it with my boot."
A marine said, "I would catch it, break off its stinger, and eat it."
An airman said, "I would call room service and find out why there's a tent in my room."

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General Petty Officer 5th Class Skyhawker Doug 

7/13/2017 08:10:00 AM 2 Comments

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toadold said...

"Determine how the scorpion identifies" Call the advisory panel or mail the scorpion to them if you have trouble.

7/13/17, 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...

There are only two branches of the military, Army and Navy.
The Air Force is a corporation and the Marine Corps is a cult. -Anymouse

7/13/17, 4:27 PM

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