"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Yes, at 5'4" this was quite the chuckle. Thanks.
Similarly, taking a cue from Kramer and Newman, we've reversed the peephole on our front door, so we can peek in to see if someone is waiting to jack us with a sock full of pennies.Oh, speaking of peeking in: We hadn't seen the old lady from the house next door in weeks, and we noticed hordes of flies swarming inside the windows and a hideous stench emanating from the house. So we took a peek through the mail slot, and, sure enough, our deepest, darkest fears were realized: A family of Pakis had moved in.Ann Hedonia & Sam PakuNew rule, huh? "Comment with your Google account if you’d like to be able to manage your comments in the future. If you comment anonymously, you won’t be able to edit or delete your comment." Hey, manage this!
Avoid subways, avoid New York City , Move to a shall issue State.
"A family of...."Jeeze, some warning next time please. I snorted Dr. Pepper thru my nose and that stuff burns!Sir H the Comet
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