Chucky is funnier than Harry Reid

Chuck Schumer demands ICE show him what arrested  ‘law-abiding’ illegals did that was so illegal Senator Chuck Schumer is demanding that Immigration & Customs Enforcement officials tell him what all the illegals they’ve arrested these last few days did that was so illegal: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said the Trump administration is rounding up and deporting “law-abiding” illegal immigrants and is demanding “details” about who is being targeted in a series of recent raids carried out by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. ICE should send a letter to concerned Dems saying they targeted these particular people because they’re climate change deniers. That plus a lot of them apparently weren’t just wanted for jaywalking: [FULL ASSHAT] Nuff Said

A Saturday Night Special

Chuck and Dianne, Shitting You and Me

Winker, Wanker,Wankel

A Winker, A Wanker, and a Wankel

Incite

Today's Incite

“ A memo from New York Sen. Chuck Schumer, the third-ranking Democrat in the Senate, suggests that his colleagues blame Republican opposition to President Obama’s jobs bill on “Tea Party economics” and warn the public of a coming “Tea Party recession,” should the jobs bill ultimately fail. [Full] Where have I seen this before - Oh, right. Democrats Subvert War Intelligence; Democrats seem willing to sacrifice both bipartisanship and national security in their attempt to use the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence as a political weapon ” Chucky's plan (Democrat Senate Rejects Obama's Job Bill, Ahem) is another Molotov cocktail  placed in the hands of  rabble already inflamed by the likes of George Soros, the Tides Foundation, Code Pink and Michael Moore.  Rather clearly a case of the psychopathic "If we can't have her, nobody can" strategy that drives today's Democrat Party. Can there  be any hope of rapprochement when the President supports (fuels) mindless mobs, and the Vice President threatens rape if they don't get their way?  Click-click.

From Afar

Why are all the good ones coming AFTER Christmas??? - Merrily

“ In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'" ”

Odd Chinese

Rollover warning. May be offensive to some.

Chinese Take-out

Unplugged Here's two interesting Chinese pics. China's Wang Fang, aged 27, was born with feet upside down. The mind boggles, eh wot? American men going for a sperm test, or donation, is cause for much hilarity in situation comedies, but the rollover (fuzzy penis alert) shows that, even here, commies make a no frills factory production of things. No makeup, and no perfume. Egad, they're barbarians. Okay, prolly is better than a Jenna Jameson porn film, but sheesh.

Guns and Gun Nuts

Venus Ramey is Alive & Well, Thank You

“ WHEN A former Miss America was confronted by a thief in her Kentucky barn last week, the plucky 82-year-old knew just how to react. Venus Ramey, whose figure adorned Second World War [sic] B52 bombers, pulled out her .38 calibre handgun, leaned on her walking frame to steady her aim and coolly shot out the tyres of the startled intruder's getaway vehicle. She then held him at gunpoint, flagged down a motorist to raise the alarm and calmly waited until the sheriff arrived. The story was celebrated as an example of the unquenchable American frontier spirit and the inalienable constitutional right to defend hearth and home with firearms. Coming just a few days after South Korean student Cho Seung-Hui used a handgun to slay 32 fellow students and teachers on the campus of Virginia Tech, there can be no clearer example of America's schizophrenia towards gun control. [Tragedy that has Capitol Hill running scared of gun laws] ” The author goes on to say "Because of the stranglehold that the gun lobby holds over Washington's corridors of power, the torpor goes to the very top of American politics."  Schizophrenia? Stranglehold?   It sounds like the reporter Mr. Massie knows who Mr. Hyde is here. Of course he's Euro, so surrendering to bad guys with guns is becoming an ingrained characteristic. Americans are not schizo when it comes to guns. In fact they have made their position so plain that Democrats won't touch it anymore. Here's Chuckles the Clown this morning. That was a Schumer style "Yes, we learned our lesson," by the way. Gun nuts will try to leverage the VT horror, but the Venus Ramey's ain't buying it. They go on living to fight another day. Doug M