Bill Clinton ... 1995

But don't confuse them ... https://youtu.be/m3yesvvYEvs Call someone you love, even though they call Trump a massager and a  xylophonist. Ask them if they think Bill Clinton is a hippophagist. Play this for them

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Eat Your Dirty Underwear, You   Dicks  “I don’t own a single share of stock!” filmmaker Michael Moore proudly proclaimed. He’s right. He doesn’t own a single share. He owns tens of thousands of shares including nearly 2,000 shares of Boeing, nearly 1,000 of Sonoco, more than 4,000 of Best Foods, more than 3,000 of Eli Lilly, more than 8,000 of Bank One and more than 2,000 of Halliburton, the company most vilified by Moore in “Fahrenheit 9/11.” THIS IS BETTER cuzzin ricky

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Today's Gobsmacked

Democrats are the untalented rich kid from my yoot who owned the only football.  Eventually we beat him up anyway.

“ Florida's Gov. Crist accused of 'cronyism' Florida Gov. Charlie Crist on Friday selected his closest political confidant to serve out the term of retiring Republican Sen. Mel Martinez for 16 months, until the Republican governor himself hopes to take over the seat. In the choice that quickly brought Democratic charges of cronyism, Mr. Crist ended a long and very public selection process by naming former chief of staff George LeMieux - a self-described "Charlie Crist Republican" - as the state's next senator. Mark Ferrulo, executive director of the liberal organization Progress Florida, called the LeMieux pick "shocking." "Instead of an experienced statesman looking out for the best interests of Floridians, we get a partisan political operator who will vote based on one criterion and one criteria only - what will help his former boss win election in 2010," he said. State Democratic Party Chairwoman Karen Thurman called the choice "a glaring example of political cronyism." The Congressional Research Service said there have been 184 Senate appointments since 1913, when the 17th Amendment became effective, replacing the selection of senators by state legislatures with direct popular voting. Of those, seven were the widows of senators, two the spouses of the governor, three the sons of senators and one the daughter of a governor. ” Forget Crist.  Forget LeMieux.  That Democrats have the effrontery to scream unfair is to insult us gratuitously.

Mrxican word

From a reader's tip ...

“ Pipe welder Bill Hen– deley Jr. said he was fired from his job Wednesday for using the word "Mexican" in describing a person from Mexico at a group safety meeting. Hendeley said he has worked for Fagen Inc., an engineering and construction company based in Granite Falls, Minn., off and on for the past 10 years. The company is building an addition to the Big River Resources ethanol production plant in West Burlington. Hendeley, who recently moved to Burlington, said he has never been fired, has never even been reprimanded for making inappropriate comments, and co–workers describe him as a model employee. At a group safety meeting Wednesday, however, Hendeley singled out supervisors and a Hispanic worker for smoking in inappropriate places. Smoking is only allowed in a designated area across the road from the plant. "I guess if you're a supervisor or a Mexican, you can smoke anywhere you like," Hendeley reportedly told an Hispanic safety supervisor. Several days earlier, a Caucasian worker was suspended by a Hispanic supervisor for smoking in the parking lot of the plant, said Jeff Kokemiller, a Fagen employee. Following the suspension, Hendeley and his co–workers said they observed supervisors and a Hispanic woman smoking in trailers near the plant. Hendeley said he simply was pointing out discrepancies in policy enforcement. [full] ” It sounds to me like he was fired for pointing out the churlish supervisor's duplicity.  "Mexican" prolly wasn't the decider.  It's like when I told Sister Edna, "Sister, you said the  host (communion wafer) would bleed if I bit it, and it didn't.  Wasn't that a  lie?"  She broke her pointer on me.  You have to be delicate when you point out to a superior that you're smarter than them.

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