Fourth Reich

Moonbattery

Roesgen

Rosegen's Look-alike

Re: Susan Roesgen  “   Who Was That Woman and Why Did She Say She Was A Reporter? MediaMythbusters on the trail of CNN's Susan Roesgen.(MediaMythbusters is this year's most bookmarkable site. Do it.)   from MediaMythbusters:   Susan Roesgen is a general assignment correspondent for CNN based in Chicago. Roesgen joined CNN after more than a decade covering the Gulf Coast. A New Orleans-based journalist during Hurricane Katrina, she was the first reporter hired by CNN for the CNN Gulf Coast bureau in 2005 after an unsuccessful attempt to be hired by Fox News Channel earlier that year. She moved to CNN's Chicago bureau in September 2007. She is widely believed to be the stupidest pair of titties in the history of TV faux journalism. (Marc Miller) ” Here, btw, is a short clip of Roesgen's  Katrina  reporting in 2006.

Down with Tyranny

It's Begun!

So, wanna do it again?

Say three Hail Mary's and make a good act of contrition.

Keystone Cop Security

Iranian steals, sends nuclear software to Iran

Officials claim no risk, unless it " lands in the wrong hands."

“ Federal authorities are accusing a former engineer at Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station of illegally taking software codes to Iran and downloading details of control rooms, reactors and designs of the nation's largest nuclear plant. Officers arrested Mohammad "Mo" Alavi, 49, in Los Angeles this month and charged him with one count of violating a trade embargo, which prohibits Americans from exporting goods and services to Iran. ” Hmmm.  Muslim infiltrates Palo Verde Nuclear Generating Station, and sends software to Iran.  I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong.  There is absolutely nothing to be worried about. “ Authorities say there is no evidence to suggest the use of the software was linked to terrorists or the Iranian government, which has clashed with the U.S. over attempts to develop a nuclear program. Officials with Arizona Public Service Co., which operates Palo Verde, said the software does not pose a security risk because it doesn't control any of the nuclear plant's operating systems and is mostly used to train employees. But they acknowledged that they changed procedures after the incident to prohibit former employees from accessing software when they leave the company. No such procedure was in place when Alavi quit APS in August after working there for 16 years. A Nuclear Regulatory Commission official said Friday that "this incident has not compromised plant security." ” Who was the Arizona Gov. that put this process in place?  That's right, Janet Napolitano, now the head of  the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.  The same "diligent" watchdog whose first act was compile a report on the dangers posed by "right wing extremists" who believe in the 10th Amendment. "Has not compromised plant security," indeed.  That's why a federal judge refused bail, noting that he was too great a risk to flee. “ Alavi's most important associations - family, home, business investment, intended employment and future plans - are all with Iran, not the United States. ” Here's the real kicker ... “ Alavi faces up to 21 months in prison if convicted of the charge. One factor in determining any sentence could be whether the software and schematics of Palo Verde landed in the wrong hands.  ” Wow - a whole 21 months! Mohammad Alavi had already returned to Iran, where he invested in a company, and owns a home.  He only returned to the United States to " join his wife, who arrived in the United States two weeks earlier to give birth to their child."  How nice.  Now this future "Barry Alavi" won't have to bother with an ersatz Hawaiian certificate of American birth. Oh yeah. Alavi has a $200,000 retirement fund waiting for him in the U.S. Throw a brick when you've heard enough.  UPDATE “  The CBC News reported last night (4-17-09) a Toronto man (an Iranian immigrant and Canadian citizen for ten years) was arrested for attempting to export high tech pressure transducers (used in the refining of uranium) through Dubai into Iran. The devices were purchased from a manufacturer in Boston.  Thought you should know.  I'm becoming more Islamophobic every day.   ---Tim DB Canadian Man Charged With Allegedly Trying to Export Weapons to Iran ” Tip from LSOG

Nip-Slip

Miss SONY

Hoist by her ....

Unplugged

Hot Fuzz the Movie

HOT FUZZ

I would not in a hundred years rent a flick titled Hot Fuzz.  I'm still not sure how I came sit long enough to watch the beginning, but once started I couldn't stop.  Then, I watched it again the next day, because it made me feel good to do so.  That's how it's supposed to work.  In case you're interested.

State of the Nation

State of the Nations

“

The economy is so bad: CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 Ouncer People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico . The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Motel Six won’t leave the light on. The Mafia is laying off judges. Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. So, let’s see if I understand this correctly, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear. April 16, 2009 13:18 by English Guy

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Secession session

1. Across Six Letter Word for Impeach

In the spirit of academic debate ... Is there a dumber proposition than "Does Texas Have the Right to Secede?"  Secede meaning, "we ain't playing that no more." Secede meaning "adios muthafarkers."   You may as well ask whether a prisoner has a right to break out of jail?  If the con evades recapture,  it's a  fait accompli. If you're still worried about the constitutionality of it, there is no restriction mentioned.  In 1861 eleven states declared their secession from the U.S., and that was that. They then lost a war to invading Union armies, and were forced back.  That's the law known as  "Might makes Right." The only law that matters in such circumstaces.  Same stakes today.  If Texas, or any number of other states want out of this, excuse me for being blunt, gulag waiting to happen, all it takes is agreement by a state legislature, and a governor's signature.  It's understood that no elected body makes that move without overwhelming support from the constituency, so there's your army. There's also a fundamental difference by comparison to the ill-fated Confederacy.  Nukes.  All it takes is one, and you hold the trump card.  Especially if the other side are mainly comprised  of pasty face liberal canker-blossoms, whose major concern, after their own precious hides of course, is the ecology.  It seems to me then, the question to be answered is this.  Is our present government legitimately elected, and operating constitutionally?  Everyone has to answer that question for themselves., and live or die with the consequences.  Freedom ain't cheap.  If it was, everyone would have some.

Poor babies ...

Excuse Moi?

In light of the furor displayed by memory challenged media over The Great American Tea Party, this blast from the recent past is in order.

Buyer's Remorse

The cure for everything ...

WTF Box

What is this?

Disposable holster?  Marble thrower?  Taco holder?

Answer

Call the Pope!

Rethinking Condoms Here Boss

Throb

Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave

As seen in "10 items or less" checkout line :)

“ In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon. The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.   At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.   Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.   Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.   But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.   The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, Life.ru said.   She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.   First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru.   Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive.   "What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left."   ”

What? Obama a fascist?

CNN Sics Crack Reporter? on Tea Party

This Easter egg is loaded with little bias bomblets

Texas Darlin snagged this beauty “ Join the movement to FIRE SUSAN ROESGEN, the CNN lackey who assaulted and insulted these Tea Party protesters. UPDATE: foundingbloggers stayed on the scene after Roesgen, CNN reporter-in-training, shut down the network cameras. Here’s their illuminating report: ” Susan Roesgen deserves firing, but no more than just about any lefty media voice  Olbermann you'd care to Chris Matthews name. They actually serve a purpose, as in "when your enemy insists on shooting himself in the foot, let him."

Ridem Cowboys

Montana sovereignty bills have national scope

Leftist Dem Governor signs gun protection bill

American Constitution The New Sensation That's Sweeping The Nation

Giddyup “ HELENA- Gov. Brian Schweitzer has signed into law a bill that aims to exempt Montana-made guns from federal regulation. House Bill 246 was sponsored by Republican Rep. Joel Boniek of Livingston. It applies only to guns made and kept in Montana. Its supporters hope it triggers a court case to test the legal basis for federal rules governing gun sales. The measure is one of many introduced this year by state lawmakers across the nation that seek to assert state sovereignty. Along with the gun bill, Montana legislators are also considering a resolution that affirms the federal government only has those powers listed in the U.S. Constitution. ”

Dear Dad ...

Why Parents Drink

“ A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.  She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.  We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. ”

Jodi-Lou

The S Word

"This morning Perry sounded a lot like a Ronald Reagan doll during his visit with radio talker Laura Ingraham.  [catching breath] And, this afternoon, energized by his participation in tea party activities, a manic [sic] Perry blurted out [gasp]  the “S” word - secession!"

Whew!  That breathless report is courtesy of a dude, "Greg G," using Lone Star Times  ink. Yup, if you want to tar someone as being deranged, comparing him to a "Ronald Reagan Doll." is the ticket.  If you're a politically tone deaf  canker blossom. I agree that hearing  the "S" word drop off the lips of  the Governor of Texas shocks, and it should.  So did the "I" word when Mark Helprin became the first national voice to call for Clinton's impeachment.  But, the latter needed doing,  and so too, most likely, the former.  Things have gone that far.  Let's do it with civility.  I'm looking to trade houses with some Austin pasty-face yahoo who will be far more comfortable in MD.  Snowblower included free.