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Five 3 Reasons Not To Despair

“ Five Reasons Not to Despair In the ongoing fight against the radical change Obamacare represents, there is still cause for hope. ► RICH LOWRY Obamacare Isn’t Inevitable Obamacare still can be turned back before it undermines life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. ► THE EDITORS Hate Obamacare? You’re Probably Racist Shame on the NYT for comparing Obamacare protesters with civil-rights era racists. ► BILL BURCK &  DANA PERINO Michigan’s Cheap Date If Bart Stupak truly wanted to ensure that human dignity was respected in this legislation, he wouldn’t have surrendered. ►KATHRYN JEAN LOPEZ Happy Dependence Day!   Their bet is that it can't be undone, and that over time, as I've been saying for years now, governmentalized health care not only changes the relationship of the citizen to the state but the very character of the people  ► MARK STEYN . ”

Man Acting Suspiciously

Flying Wookies - a Culture War Gagorama

A Flying Wookie Gag-O-Rama

Ideo ars ideologia

The Simpsons I've commented before on the Simpsons seeming shift into raw politics, of the leftist political suasion (The Simpsons go to the dark side?; Lisa Simpson, Enemy of the Week). So far this season, there have been two episodes that buttress that observation. In "The Color Yellow" (Feb 21st) Lisa searches the family tree and discovers a lone heroine among the brigands, horse thieves, and snake oil salesman. Her great-great grandma Eliza left her slave owing husband, and ran away with a slave with whom she procreates.  The Simpsons celebrate the news that they are actually  African American. .  If the story-line showed that the Simpsons suffered community bias as a result, it would be possible to exit having made an object lesson about discrimination.  Instead, what we have is another example of the racism that consumes Liberal politics.  "We were crap before, but now that we're octoroonish, let's celebrate." But *sotto voice* what of unfortunate tie to the 1998 episode, where Lisa discovers a family gene that makes the Simpsons unintelligent as they grow older?  Sigh. That's what happens when you tailor history to fit ideology, wot. Which brings us to last night's further example. “   "Stealing First Base"       03/21/10       Principal Skinner announces that Mrs. Krabappel was called out of town and budget cuts dictate that, until she returns, the school's two fourth grade classes will merge. Bart reluctantly shares a desk with Nikki (guest voice Sarah Silverman) and develops a flirtatious rapport. Bart talks to Grampa about his new crush, and at Grampa's suggestion, gives Nikki a kiss. But when Nikki starts sending Bart mixed signals, he swears off women forever. Meanwhile, Lisa's classmates ostracize her for being an overachiever, and First Lady Michelle Obama (guest voice Angela Bassett), a self-professed nerd, comes to Lisa's defense. The central story-line has Bart impulsively kissing a fourth grade girl.  Her parents are a feminist lawyer, and a gummint prosecutor.  They threaten a harassment lawsuit, and become the butt of some much deserved parody.  Then, out of sub-plot left field comes this gagger.  A flying Wookie I, with sadness, rest my case. ”

WHORA-WHORA-WHORA

ATTACK!

Democrats sink the USS Ship of State DEMOCRATS VOTING FOR OBAMA CARE DEMOCRATS VOTING NAY on  OBAMA CARE Gary Ackerman Rob Andrews Joe Baca Brian Baird Tammy Baldwin Melissa Bean Xavier Becerra Shelley Berkley Howard Berman Sanford Bishop Tim Bishop Earl Blumenauer John Boccieri Leonard Boswell Allen Boyd Bob Brady Bruce Braley Corrine Brown G.K. Butterfield Lois Capps Mike Capuano Dennis Cardoza Russ Carnahan Chris Carney Andre Carson Kathy Castor Judy Chu Yvette Clarke William Clay Emanuel Cleaver Jim Clyburn Steve Cohen Gerry Connolly John Conyers Jim Cooper Jim Costa Jerry Costello Joe Courtney Joseph Crowley Henry Cuellar Elijah Cummings Kathy Dahlkemper Danny Davis Susan Davis Peter DeFazio Diana DeGette Rosa DeLauro Bill Delahunt Norm Dicks John Dingell Lloyd Doggett Joe Donnelly Mike Doyle Steve Driehaus Donna Edwards Keith Ellison Brad Ellsworth Eliot Engel Anna Eshoo Bob Etheridge Sam Farr Chaka Fattah Bob Filner Bill Foster Barney Frank Marcia Fudge John Garamendi Gabrielle Giffords Charlie Gonzalez Bart Gordon Alan Grayson Gene Green Al Green Raul Grijalva Luis Gutierrez John Hall Deborah Halvorson Phil Hare Jane Harman Alcee Hastings Martin Heinrich Brian Higgins Baron Hill James Himes Maurice Hinchey Ruben Hinojosa Mazie Hirono Paul Hodes Rush Holt Mike Honda Steny Hoyer Jay Inslee Steve Israel Jesse Jackson Sheila Jackson-Lee Eddie Johnson Hank Johnson Steve Kagen Paul Kanjorski Marcy Kaptur Patrick Kennedy Dale Kildee Carolyn Kilpatrick Mary Jo Kilroy Ron Kind Ann Kirkpatrick Ron Klein Suzanne Kosmas Dennis Kucinich James Langevin Rick Larsen John Larson Barbara Lee Sander Levin John Lewis David Loebsack Zoe Lofgren Nita Lowey Ben Lujan Daniel Maffei Carolyn Maloney Edward Markey Betsy Markey Doris Matsui Carolyn McCarthy Betty McCollum Jim McDermott James McGovern Jerry McNerney Kendrick Meek Gregory Meeks Michael Michaud George Miller Brad Miller Harry Mitchell Alan Mollohan Gwen Moore Dennis Moore James Moran Patrick Murphy Scott Murphy Christopher Murphy Jerrold Nadler Grace Napolitano Richard Neal James Oberstar David Obey John Olver Solomon Ortiz William Owens Frank Pallone Bill Pascrell Ed Pastor Donald Payne Nancy Pelosi Ed Perlmutter Tom Perriello Gary Peters Chellie Pingree Jared Polis Earl Pomeroy David Price Mike Quigley Nick Rahall Charles Rangel Silvestre Reyes Laura Richardson Ciro Rodriguez Steven Rothman Lucille Roybal-Allard Dutch Ruppersberger Bobby Rush Tim Ryan John Salazar Loretta Sanchez Linda Sanchez John Sarbanes Jan Schakowsky Mark Schauer Adam Schiff Kurt Schrader Allyson Schwartz Robert Scott David Scott Jose Serrano Joe Sestak Carol Shea-Porter Brad Sherman Albio Sires Louise Slaughter Adam Smith Vic Snyder Jackie Speier John Spratt Pete Stark Bart Stupak Betty Sutton Bennie Thompson Mike Thompson John Tierney Dina Titus Paul Tonko Edolphus Towns Niki Tsongas Chris Van Hollen Nydia Velazquez Peter Visclosky Timothy Walz Debbie Wasserman Schultz Maxine Waters Diane Watson Melvin Watt Henry Waxman Anthony Weiner Peter Welch Charles Wilson Lynn Woolsey David Wu John Yarmuth John Adler Jason Altmire Mike Arcuri John Barrow Marion Berry Dan Boren Rick Boucher Bobby Bright Ben Chandler Travis Childers Lincoln Davis Artur Davis Chet Edwards Stephanie Herseth Sandlin Tim Holden Larry Kissell Frank Kratovil Daniel Lipinski Stephen Lynch Jim Marshall Jim Matheson Mike McIntyre Michael McMahon Charles Melancon Walt Minnick Glenn Nye Collin Peterson Mike Ross Heath Shuler Ike Skelton Zachary Space John Tanner Gene Taylor Harry Teague No Republicans voted for this abortion Source

Nancy Loses Her Head ... again and again ...

Dick Louden's Cathartic Moment

aka - "Nancy Loses Her Head"

This, as always, provides sweet release in less than a minute.

War then Peace

Symphony For a Blown Mind

There's no finesse here. I threw this together in an hour, and it accurately depicts something. Catharsis, for me.

The Great Reneger

The Great Liar

Five Stars - written, produced and sung by Michael Fischer. Tim W

How do you know when a Democrat is lying ...

Media Lying About Racist Attacks on Black Reps
By Tea Party Protesters…VIDEO PROOF
It’s come to this…

Nancy Pelosi Hates This

Walter Williams & Judge Napolitano- Census

Must Watch Video Walter E Williams & Judge Napolitano on the Census

ThoR

The Count Censored

But I would never beep Pelosi

Chris

Personally, I approve of the message - in the good way.

Democrats libel 'Kill the Bill' crowd as racist, violent crackpots when 99.99% are patriots concerned with the evisceration of the Constitution

2 Good Coaches

Squeaky Clean

“ Upperclassmen instead of children lead their teams at Maryland and Michigan State, and the men in charge, who seem mostly uninterested in securing the fleeting services of the next one-semester wonder, are almost ghosts in the profession. ”

The WaPost has an excellent story on Michigan State coach (and Al Gore look-alike ) Tom Izzo, and the Terp's Gary Williams -[Maryland Coach Gary Williams, Michigan State Coach Tom Izzo continue to run their programs the right way] . "Right way," meaning they don't cheat.  If the Terps have to lose, I want it to be by a team like MSU, and not, say, Kentucky. [see The Sleaziest Coach in a Sleazy Game] - excerpt:, and no it's not Connecticut coach Jim Calhoun.  “ John Calipari Even if Kentucky wins, historical precedent says that, sooner or later, they won't win. For example, in 1996, a 35-2 University of Massachusetts team coached by John Calipari made it all the way to the Final Four. A year later, because of a tangled scandal involving Marcus Camby, jewelry, and hookers, the NCAA stripped UMass of its tournament victories, forced the school to pay back $151,617 in tournament revenues, and expunged the team's accomplishments from the official record book. Then, in 2008, a 38-2 Memphis team coached by John Calipari made it all the way to the championship game. A year later, because of a tangled scandal involving papier-mâché SAT scores, the NCAA stripped Memphis of its tournament victories, forced the school to pay back more than $500,000 in tournament revenues, and expunged the team's accomplishments from the official record book. This is awe-inspiring. Two schools, at different times and in different places, both with their greatest seasons erased from the record books, and both of them coached by the same guy. None of college basketball's other historic buccaneers ever pulled this off. Not Jerry Tarkanian at Long Beach and UNLV. Not Norm Ellenberger, the New Mexico coach who came a cropper because he committed recruiting violations over a telephone that already had been tapped by the FBI. Not even the late Dana Kirk, one of Calipari's predecessors at Memphis, whose corruption was so blatant that he actually went to prison. None of these legends have accomplished what John Calipari's programs have. ” How's that for a resume.

Sibling rivalry

Survival Guide Nunber 1

In passing ..

How to survive the Democrat party for its duration

Remember: Obey All Laws “ Building a Home Distillation Apparatus First things first (O Club) How to make your own low-tech vertical farm Low Tech Magazine How to make potato gun Ahem How to Build an Incendiary Bomb More Powerful Than Napalm It's not illegal to own or use! How to make a water filter Knowing how to make a water filter is important, if the only water you can find is dirty muddy water. How to make a survival bow & arrow knock-knock who's there? Obamacare IRS fuck you Fire from a Can of Coke and a Chocolate Bar you can eat the nougat How to make gunpowder We will make gunpowder using either charcoal or sugar. How to Make Your Own Ammunition Make sure you self tax yourself How to Make Dry Ice Send road-kill to your son in Omaha How to build a gallows And, what's a gallows without a proper noose? How to stay alive In case you still want to WHAT? Gore Demanded Civil Insurrection ”

Tapeworms and fags

Bulimia, anyone?

Click for tapeworms. The "Fag" is prolly not real Tom Mann sent me a bunch of these.  I know the tape worm deal is real, because my mother told me about it.  She also told me that people would rid themselves of tapeworms this way.  Hold a glass of milk under your nose.  When a tape worm comes out,  grab it and pull it out.(She grew up in South Dakota).  We'd hold milk under our noses, but never did get a worm.

Stuff without Pelosi or Obama

Celebrity Pics You've Never Seen Clark Gable & Marilyn Monroe (Gable suffered a fatal heart attack soon after)

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On My Mind

The Birds Will Follow You

This is for the birds