Cooking Pasta and making sandwiches

FOOD helpful kitchen hints for new brides from the RKOF&S' cookbook "See Sou Sued"

Todd has an idea

STFU Michelle Todd's Brainstorm

"Can we put a his birth certificate next to the flag?"

Pool Opener Brown Outs

It's Pool Opener Saturday I'm off to get my laps Ruh-Roh RUH-ROH

A bodyguard of lies ...

Will the 1991 Biography Discovery Force Obama to Open the Hood? “ If you have a young boy, you've probably watched Disney's Cars 2 about a thousand times.  For those who don't know, at the movie's end (an obligatory spoiler warning here), Sir Miles Axlerod is exposed as a fraud when he's forced to open his hood by Mater, the hayseed hick.  Hold that thought. Three possibilities follow the bombshell discovery that Barack Obama was promoted in 1991 through 2007 by his professional agency as an author "born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii."  (1) Obama untruthfully presented himself as Kenya-born.  (2) Obama untruthfully presents himself as Hawaii-born.  (3) Obama had no knowledge that his bio contained the 16-year-old "error" which was corrected in April of 2007, when Obama was gearing up his campaign for the U.S. presidency. Of the three possibilities, number three may be discarded on its face as absurd.  [...]  Prior to the Breitbart bombshell, we had countless oddities and anomalies.  There's the African folklore: African newspapers, officials, and paternal family members have indicated that Obama was born in Mombasa.  There are no living witnesses to Obama's Hawaii birth.  There's the island state with a documented history of registering foreign births as Hawaiian.  Read more: americanthinker.com Understand this.  For the bodyguards of this lie, everything's at stake; Coventry be damned. ”

Half the country on the government tit

ribbit                  49.1%: Percent of the population live in a household where at least one member received some type of government benefit in the first quarter of 2011.

The Treatment and Buck Howard

At The Cinema                            Two Movies The Great Buck Howard  (2008) drew my attention because ... how could I have missed even hearing about a film starring John Malkovich and Tom Hanks?  But, hell, it could have won 10 Academy Awards, and I wouldn't have known it. As it turns out, Tom appears in the movie, one must assume,  to give a boost to son Colin's first (?) major acting job; he plays the father of Buck's road manager (Colin).  Malkovich plays mentalist Buck Howard, a character loosely based on, we learn in the movie credits,  the Amazing Kreskin.  I watched in bits and starts at first, but then that's how I watch most things.  Last night I was in a mood to pay attention, and was pulled in to it.  In fact, I ended up giving it 4 NetFlix stars (I really like it). It was fun, had a fun ending, and Malkovich was Malkovich.  PG I'm always on the lookout for  MoSup-Flicks, aka chick-flicks.  That's so when she says let's watch a movie I'll have stuff lined up.  BTW, I like chick flicks too, much of the time.  The Treatment (2006) was one of them.  The protagonist,  Jake Singer,  is seeing a shrink who, as a deus ex machina, is  constantly  offering advice to Jake.   I see that it's NR, but I would give it a PG (some language).

Being tracked

Police State Culture Students will be tracked via chips in IDs DRUDGE “ “ .Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004) ” Northside Independent School District plans to track students next year on two of its campuses using technology implanted in their student identification cards in a trial that could eventually include all 112 of its schools and all of its nearly 100,000 students. District officials said the Radio Frequency Identification System (RFID) tags would improve safety by allowing them to locate students — and count them more accurately at the beginning of the school day to help offset cuts in state funding, which is partly based on attendance. [...] The school board unanimously approved the program late Tuesday but, in a rarity for Northside trustees, they hotly debated it first, with some questioning it on privacy grounds. Read more: And this is in Texas for chrisake.  San Antonio must be in one of those counties where Lyndon Johnson received 118% of the vote.  If I was writing a novel, members of the school board would be given rides on government drones which would be quickly shot down by Judge Napolitano's band of patriots.  It would be fiction of course, because in real life we'll go on thanking the people who strip us of all freedom in exchange for free Band-Aids. And it would be unlawful too, of course. ”

Front Loading Laffer

art is everywhere I don't need no stinking art gallery (Roll for 2)

The Amateur

The Amateur                                 NEWSMAX To Get Edward Klein's Amateur for just $4.95 — Go Here Now. I'm on Wes Pruden's (WaTIMES) mail list,  and this deal struck my fancy. Newsmax wants you to get this book with our Special Offer — pay just $4.95 — it's even cheaper than Amazon! Go Here Now! I laughed at the $4.26 "value shipping" cost of $4.26, but it was still cheaper than Amazon.  Only problem was - your home telephone number is mandatory.  So I gave them my uber-liberal neighbor's,  and had a pleasant chuckle at the phone solicitations lists he was now on. FWIW.

Tea-Bagged

Swahili Slim

Barry's two sons? “ Barry Soetoro Chilemba inakaribisha watoto wake "mtoto mpumbavu" na Chitundu "homa" Soetoro baada ya kutolewa yao kutoka gerezani katika Mombasa. Mbili, na kundi thier, walihukumiwa miaka 10,000 katika imani ya wengi wa ubakaji, kulawiti na mauaji. Soetoro amepewa kazi ya Marekani, na anataka kuchukua pamoja naye. Viongozi walikuwa tu pia furaha kuwa kuondoa ya In two campaign speeches over the last two days, President Barack Obama has twice mistakenly mentioned “my sons” when defending his administration’s regulation requiring virtually all health-care plans in the United States to provide women, without any fees or co-pay, with sterilizations and all Food and Drug Administration-approved contraceptives, including those that can cause abortions. Obama, of course, has two daughters--10-year-old Sasha and 13-year-old Malia--but no sons. [story] I got that old news clip from a Kenyan taxi driver working in Palm Beach, FL.  He only spoke in Swahili, with some fractured English. I think he said two of these guys  are his sons  Chilemba "kid fool," and   Chitundu "sick as hell" Obama?  It looks official, so I believe it. ”

Some Apples have to be tweaked

Some Apples have to be tweaked juice

 

Bad Bad Brother

Police State Culture Two Things There's a difference between "Love your Country" and "Love your Government." oy vey ole' There's a difference between "Love your Country" and "Love your Government." oy vey ole' It appears we have a monster on our hands. Growing quickly.

The Choom Gang

A User's Guide To Smoking Pot With Barack Obama DOPE [MORE] Cognizant as I am that there are pot enthusiast regulars here, whom I love dearly (in a manly way),  the fact remains that it's use is against the law.  Using pot then, at its core, reflects an attitude of "I' will decide what laws to obey."   That's a trait Barry exhibits in spades today.  Since I despise him, and his presidency, anything else I say will be rejected as biased.  Interpolate. H/T Free Republic

Mary Lou's

Police State Culture                    Obama's EEOC Goes After Coffee Chain For Hiring Too Many Attractive Women A plot right out of Seinfeld “ Start laughing. Back during the Clinton years the EEOC went after Hooters for its alleged hiring bias (we all remember how hard Bill Clinton was on women . . . uh, let me re-phrase that). Hooters refused to hire men to wear the infamous “orange short-shorts and white tank-top” ensemble. The EEOC spent four years pressuring them to hire male waiters, which would have ruined the Hooters concept. Hooters tried reasoning and logic. As one would expect when dealing with bureaucrats, they failed miserably. So Hooters turned to anther weapon: mockery. They put up billboards showing what a hairy, beer-bellied guy would actually look like in Hooters garb. They took out newspaper ads showing a bearded guy in a blonde wig and Hooters T-shirt saying “Come on, Washington. Get a grip.” It worked. The EEOC stayed just as stupid — still insisting that Hooters was doing something wrong — but it became clear that if they kept pushing the stupidity, Congress might step up and take away some of their power. So the EEOC “quietly ended its investigation,” according to the Los Angeles Times. Today, dimwit EEOC attorneys in yet another Democratic administration are at it again — this time in Massachusetts. [Full] Here's some top comments from FR The EEOC can pursue this kind of BS, but then turns a blind eye when Elizabeth Warren lies about being a minority and uses her phony “minority” status to advance her career. Perhaps if the girls at this coffee chain described themselves as being ugly because their mother’s told them so the EEOC wouldn’t have a problem. MaryLou’s CEO should offer jobs to every democrat woman in congress- that would even-out the attractiveness factor A plot right out of Seinfeld Why doesn’t somebody bring a case with EEOC that Harvard won’t hire them because the University is discriminating against stupid people? ”

Too attractive (ahem)?

Those Bastids!

Will Smith. Hollywood.

Sacre bleu! D'où vient cette tête de pénis vient-il? “ ”

Barney Franks Debut

Most Bizarre Thing of the Day Ever Dem fundraiser honors 25th anniversary of Rep. Barney Frank's coming out Do Democrats have any sense of propriety? rhetorical  This is the man who almost single-handedly sent the United States, and the world for that matter, into insolvency, and you celebrate for him saying what  everyone  already knew?

Baldy

what to do now that it's out?

Advanced System Care

Avast me hearties! I've Zoned out. When I booted up this morning there was yet another Zone Alarm pop-up trying to sell me something.  That, along with what has become a very slow start up process led me to Google "Zone Alarm alternatives."  That led me Major Geeks.com. The first freeware on their list is Advanced System Care.  I watched the above video.  I sprang. (Don't take the FREE SCAN - it's an ad selling something else) Something you should know.  I've used CC Cleaner to clean trash and fix registry problems for years.  In fact, I do the registry scan daily and have a zero tolerance, so I always leave with "No problems."  That's something you can't do, I'll wager; the typical computer will have about a million problems listed.  I also use AVAST, and they annoy me with pop-ups that tell me they updated me every two hours, it seems.  If you turn the auto update off, you'll miss the notice that your license has expired and the Windows Security deal will threaten to kill you. I spent about three hours running every module available.  Where CC Cleaner found no problems, ASC found several hundred.  Around this time I decided to spring for the $12.95 and get the  Pro version, which only offers a few additional tasks, but I wanted them.  Then I removed Zone Alarm and AVAST.  My start-up time went from about 3 hours to about 60 seconds.  I thought you should know. Yes, I know you have something better, but I don't care.  Although others might.