Thursday, April 03, 2014

I'm a Seal

I'm a Seal




At Least Breitbart is dead"

Oh My


http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/04/media-matters-writer-responds-to-ft-hood-shooting-at-least-andrew-breitbart-is-dead/

Imagine getting a phone call






Phone scammers say they are from
Md. sheriff's department, request money




Hoes in the Outfield
MARYLAND -- Imagine getting a phone call from a sheriff's deputy saying there's a warrant out for your arrest.

And imagine hearing them tell you the only way out is for you to give out your credit-card information and Social Security number.

Imagine that you fall for it and comply. 

Now Imagine that you're a Maryland voter in Liberal Montgomery County.  Not so hard to understand now, is it?

STORY

Leelu in comments






Bruce, erm, Bridgitte Jenner

Must Eat Brains             

TOXIC CULTURE                                 


RUH ROH


Reports first surfaced that the star was transgender, after he had surgery in February to shave down his Adam's Apple.
While the operation - known as chondrolaryngoplasty - can be the first step in gender reassignment surgery, Bruce told TMZ he underwent the procedure because 'I just didn't like my trachea'.
On Wednesday Bruce was back in Los Angeles, California, with his family after Keeping Up With The Kardashians went to Thailand.
The star walked out of LAX holding the hand of his estranged wife Kris Jenner, despite the couple separating last year.


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A belated April Fools' Day joke?

Mafia Wars

Oh My




Detroit City KAPOW



DETROIT POLICE STAND WITH CITIZENS WHO ARE USING GUNS FOR SELF-DEFENSE
Armageddon Law


With "fatal self-defense shootings on the rise in Detroit," law-abiding citizens know one thing--Detroit police have their back.

According to The Detroit News, "justified" self-defense shootings in Detroit are hovering around 10 since January 1st.

This is up considerably from 2013, in which "there were 15 justifiable [self-defense shootings] in the city" during the entire year.
And far from criticizing the fact that more and more homeowners are standing up for their lives and property, Detroit Police Chief James Craig said he views this rebirth of self-defense as proof that"more and more Detroiters are becoming empowered."





Just so, the police will not and cannot protect you during emergencies, so how dare states like Maryland deny citizens the right to self protection? 


Paul Ryan in Tub Fight



                                

  1. TEA PARTY: PAUL RYAN'S NEW BUDGET A WORK OF APRIL FOOL'S DAY FICTION Brietbart
  2.  The latest Ryan (R, Wisconsin) Budget is not an April Fool’s joke. But it really IS a joke because it is STILL not seeing the problem ... Sarah Palin
  3. Obama calls Ryan budget a 'stinkburger'...  (Please don't throw me into dat briar patch)

So much for that. 


ASIDE: The GOP are pushing Jed Bush for 2016, and only once (Reagan in 1980) has their man  failed to win the nomination.  However, if Teaparty resistance is enough to overcome that muscle (as is happening in MS) , my guess is Paul Ryan will be their successor candidate.  Either way, enough  conservative voters would stay home that any chance of taking the Senate, or wiping out more Dems in the House are fini.

Luis Gutierrez Threat

The Visible Thug



  Rep Luis Gutierrez doesn’t bother to make thinly-veiled threats. They are blatant and right out for all to see.

Gutierrez tries to provide legitimacy to the claim that B. Hussein Obama is an American citizen and then bizarrely asserts that as some type of basis for another irrational argument. He admonishes the House of Representatives, telling them if they don’t give Obama his amnesty for the illegals who have overrun the country, he’ll do it anyway.

The cat is out of the bag, and we just got proof. Get ready for Obama to couple himself with Abraham Lincoln when he illegally decrees amnesty. His minion just characterized him as wanting to be “an emancipator not a deporter.” He’s going to equate the liberation of citizen slaves with the legalization of citizens of Mexico.

(Excerpt) Read more at gopthedailydose.com ...




Wednesday, April 02, 2014

EPA's Operation Mengele

Ahem, erm, Achtung




Smile Mr. President

Guy Fkn w/ Obama's SS




Slain' This Lucy

Oh My


God Loves You, however ...

Oh My




April 2003






Courtesy, The Wayback Machine

Some of you were in attendance 11 years ago - when we were all young, virile and full of hope. Did I say virile?

This du Toit school teacher story is so pitiful it's actually funny.

Does Kim dT  remember what that story was?
 " Several Years ago Franken was pushing his new book, "Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot" and appeared on C-Span's morning call in show hosted, I believe, by Susan Swain.  The first five callers challenged Franken's facts.  By caller number two Franken was getting a bit testy.  By caller number four he was belligerent, asking Swain why C-Span's screeners  only allowed idiot callers to get through.  Shortly after, Swain thanked Franken for appearing and pulled the plug. "


SOS! SOS! SOS!







A fistful of chipped beef with pepper gravy and 2 eggs with probable healthy consequences?
Need I say more?



Need I say more? No, but I will anyway.  The reason this is such a breakthrough is it represents the best way I've found to feel utterly satiated at a cost of just 469 calories, and with that nutrient stat line.  You're welcome.

 

From Quietly Confident to Super Heroine

             
                                                                     Catharsis
Could anything make this more satifying?

A Real Heroine
Yes

Notice to invaders

                                           Invaders


NOTICE TO GRACKLES AND STARLINGS

I have today placed you on the list of aliens (heretofore including only squirrels)   upon which presence I shall not put.  You are, as some of you have discovered, made eligible for immediate and swift sanction. 

Tuesday, April 01, 2014

Snort

What?
That's a good thing, right?




Best Guess?
Racking up Fitbutt Muscle Points



Obamunists Okay College Football Labor Unions WTF.

Thug Culture                                  
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The New Meaning For Football overtime



































You may have heard that President Obama’s National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) just decided that college football players can unionize.
 So what does this mean for the future of college sports?

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The NLRB’s decision is a classic example of mission creep. As the percentage of unionized employees in the U.S. has declined over the last several decades to the point where only 6.7 percent of the private sector workforce are members of unions, the Board has found a need to push the envelope in order to maintain its relevance. That’s because with fewer unionized employees the Board’s influence has shrunk. This decision, which if upheld will likely lead to unions gaining more members, is just another among many recent actions that the Board has taken in an effort to increase unionization. For instance, the Board is also in the process of changing the rules for unionization elections to make it much easier for unions to win.
Returning to the college football context, what can we expect if the players are unionized?

First, since the National Labor Relations Act only applies to private sector employers, public universities will not be affected. This means that things like pesky union work rules, grievance adjustment, etc. will work to give public universities an advantage in terms of flexibility that private universities will not have. If this decision stands, look for private universities to begin lobbying their states to change the public sector employee laws so that players at public universities can be unionized as well.

Next, before a union can be formed, the appropriateness of a particular unit of employees for bargaining must be determined. Since football players have different needs and wants from other scholarship athletes like golfers, most sports will probably have their own bargaining unit. At a large university with a dozens of sports this could mean dealing with dozens of bargaining units.

In the midst of a union’s campaign to unionize players, management will have difficulty trying to figure out what is and what is not an unfair labor practice under NLRB precedent. Can the coach promise to improve working conditions if the players vote the union down?  No. Can the coach limit what player can and cannot say on Facebook about their working conditions? Maybe, but it’s safer to not go there. Would your average coach know this without having a lawyer pre-clearing everything that they say?  Unlikely. This is enough to give even the most weathered coach migraines. Also, since what is and is not an unfair labor practice seems to be changing on a daily basis due to the NLRB’s mission creep, one needs not only to know what the NLRB has decided in the past but also to anticipate what they will decide in the future. Labor and employment lawyers and consultants are the only people that will like this because it means new revenue streams for their firms.

Every unit of unionized players will, of course, need a shop steward. The union will also need officers and personnel to negotiate with the university on a collective bargaining agreement. Since employees who work under a collective bargaining agreement are not allowed to individually bargain with the employer over anything that affects the terms or conditions of their employment, all such issues will have to be handled by a union representative.

The union will have to collect dues from the players to support its existence. It will have to file annual financial disclosure reports with the U.S. Department of Labor’s Office of Labor-Management Standards (OLMS). The union officers and employees will have to file conflict of interest reports with OLMS as well. If the university makes certain types of payments or loans of money or other things of value to the union, its officers, agents, stewards, or other representatives, it will have to file disclosure reports.
Since oversight of union officer elections falls under the jurisdiction of OLMS pursuant to the Labor-Management reporting and Disclosure Act, not only will the private universities be dealing with the NLRB, but they will likely have investigators from OLMS around from time to time as well.

And, don’t forget union officers and employees embezzling from their members and other related criminal acts. It happens. Investigating these is also the responsibility of OLMS which obtained 121 criminal convictions for such acts in fiscal year 2012.


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