Let's do the #Fuckery

GOP sues to block McAuliffe order to let 200,000 Virginia felons vote Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe under federal investigation for campaign contributions Horry Clap!  It looks like the entire Clinton crime family may be meeting Mr. Karma!

Is There No End!

Lance Rentzel all over again?

REPORT: Tony Romo Arrested In  NorthCarolina For Using Men’s Bathroom

A guy walks into a bar ...

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer and a mop."

A Churlish Huff 'n Puff takes the ball home.

A Note About Our Coverage Of Donald Trump’s ‘Campaign’ "After watching and listening to Donald Trump since he announced his candidacy for president, we have decided we won’t report on Trump’s campaign as part of The Huffington Post’s political coverage. Instead, we will cover his campaign as part of our Entertainment section. Our reason is simple: Trump’s campaign is a sideshow. We won’t take the bait. If you are interested in what The Donald has to say, you’ll find it next to our stories on the Kardashians and The Bachelorette." Huff'nPuff I mean, what the hell; this is just too precious.  Don't like that your candidate is losing?  Embargo the opponent.  All very much in line with the leftist play book.

And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Go Ice Fishing… How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With an ice fishing contest, of course! After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President. The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm. After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing. Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing! That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheatin’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating. Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total! That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said, “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!” And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle! Angry Patriot via MoSup

I deleted the truth

Bronko Bama has named a transgender ...

"But ya doesn't have to call me Satan" President Barack Obama has named a transgender individual to the President’s Advisory Council on Faith-Based and Neighborhood Partnerships. According to the White House announcement about Barbara Satin’s appointment: Barbara Satin is the Assistant Faith Work Director for the National LGBTQ Task Force. She is an active member of the United Church of Christ and served on the denomination’s Executive Council as its first openly transgender member. Ms. Satin recently worked on the development of Spirit on Lake, a LGBTQ senior housing project in Minneapolis. She served on the Board of Directors for OutFront Minnesota from 2001 to 2008 and has served as Chair of GLBT Generations since 1999. She has also served on the Board of Directors of PFund Foundation, a regional LGBTQ community foundation advancing social justice in Iowa, Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota and Wisconsin, since 2013. Satin is also a U.S. Air Force veteran. I'm Just sayin'

PRIMED TO FIGHT

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. Abraham Lincoln

“I lived like 90 percent of Americans, oblivious to everything that was going on, from the time I was 18 until the Bundy Ranch happened,” he said. “I just said, ‘I can’t sit back and do nothing. I’ve got to get involved.’ I feel responsible for where we’re at, because I’ve done nothing my entire life.” His response was to start his Central Oregon Constitutional Guard, which he said was partly to protect against the government, but partly a way to get back to a simpler America.— B.J. Soper REDMOND, Ore. — B.J. Soper took aim with his AR-15 semiautomatic rifle and fired a dozen shots at a human silhouette target. Soper’s wife and their 16-year-old daughter practiced drawing pistols. Then Soper helped his 4-year-old daughter, in pink sneakers and a ponytail, work on her marksmanship with a .22-caliber rifle. Deep in the heart of a vast U.S. military training ground, surrounded by spent shotgun shells and juniper trees blasted to shreds, the Central Oregon Constitutional Guard was conducting its weekly firearms training. LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS and the watchdog groups (e.g.Southern Poverty Law Center, et al) that track the self-styled “patriot” groups call them anti-government extremists, militias, armed militants or even domestic terrorists. Some opponents of the largely white and rural groups have made fun by calling them “Y’all Qaeda” or “Vanilla ISIS.” “The intent is to be able to work together and defend ourselves if we need to,” said Soper, 40, a building contractor who is an emerging leader in a growing national movement rooted in distrust of the federal government, one that increasingly finds itself in armed conflicts with authorities. ABOVE: B.J. Soper carries daughter Kalley, 4, after a highway cleanup by members of the Central Oregon Constitutional Guard. Those in the movement call themselves patriots, demanding that the federal government adhere to the Constitution and stop what they see as systematic abuse of land rights, gun rights, freedom of speech and other liberties. “Free speech doesn’t make you a terrorist just because you disagree with the government. But if you start espousing violence and  toward a violent act, the federal government is going to take notice.” ".. radicalizing your own people," is a pretty slippery caveat, wot? (me) Law enforcement officials call them dangerous, delusional and sometimes violent, and say that their numbers are growing amid a wave of anger at the government that has been gaining strength since 2008, a surge that coincided with the election of the first black U.S. president and a crippling economic recession. ... President Obama’s progressive policies and the tough economic times have inflamed anti-government anger, the same vein of rage into which Donald Trump has tapped during his Republican presidential campaign, said Potok and Mark Pitcavage, who works with the Anti-Defamation League and has monitored extremism for 20 years. [READ ALL] What left leaning, but respected mainstream media WaPost have done here, is look into  attic where lives the crazy aunt. At first read it's pretty evenly played.  Upon further introspection, however, not really.  While the patriot's  fears are fairly documented, their opponents are  "Some opponents of the largely white and rural groups  ... ; unnamed and  positioned on the high road.  They are in fact, almost exclusively radicalized leftists, many funded by George Soros. Statements like "Law enforcement officials call them dangerous, delusional and sometimes violent..." would, evenly presented, necessarily point out that the Obama administration have,  from day one,  placed conservative groups on every terrorist watch list, willy-nilly. Anyway, gird your loins, this ain't over (thank goodness). And, I am not here "espousing violence." I'm merely saying that if the entire Obama administration slipped and fell down an active volcano, I wouldn't cancel dinner plans.

Dammit. Why can't I do this?

https://youtu.be/sTBKMzgfwkQ

Jesse Watters asks Millennials? - Hilarity ensues

WATTER'S WORLD ASKS MILLENIALS

Element of surprise

I know - Professional air hockey puck!

And this is .... what? ANSWER

92%!

Manning the breastworks here boss

This Just In

I'm thinking Trump-Sanders

Today's Nostradamus Hillary will not be the nominee I'm seeing lots of talk from Dem insiders that super delegates are beginning to talk switching to undecided. The specter of 1968, only worse, has everyone spooked. Obama will give DOJ the okay to indict her, if necessary, which in itself will start a war of recrimination Too bad the earth is going to flip n it's axis this year.

Special Bullets

Your Morning Wake-up Call https://youtu.be/G39a4fvm4BM The great thing is that, if you can afford it, the Second Amendment explicitly wants you to own this in order to confront the power of government gone bad.  Hoo-yah!

Apple iPad sux

All said- I hate Apple's guts CHINA! CALL ME Since you've hijacked their brand, I will, for a price, tell you everything you should fix.

Flying the B-17

A unique production about B-17s, and their crew. (https://youtu.be/Z8mJ6ZaqVYA) In memorium

The Little Piggy that Trans-specied

I KNOW I CAN...I KNOW I CAN...I DID! The Little Piggy that Trans-specied

Appears so Which reminds me, I'll be heading off shortly on a Man trip.  Back Sunday.  It's hard as hell to post using iPad, but I'll try.