Captain hooks his bloody arse

Our winner: 'Dirty Harry'

Abu Hamza adds poignancy to the the phrase "my bloody arse."

It's difficult to pick the funniest news item of the week.  When  lefty John Stewart [Comedy Central's Daily Show] skewers democrats, as he did two nights running, for their inept, and often hilarious performance during the Alito conformation hearings, you know there's lots of fodder.  However, whilst perusing our Blogress of the Eternal Moistness last night, I found the hands. down  .. er, hooks down winner.

HAMZA GETS £30,000 NURSE.. TO WIPE HIS BUM TERROR suspect Abu Hamza has been given new hooks on the NHS - and a £30,000-a-year nurse to wipe his backside in jail. The Muslim extremist, who has no hands, was fitted with special £5,000 replacement hooks because it was feared his original metal ones could be used as weapons. He is unable to clean himself as he could do himself an injury. So prison officials have hired a male nurse named Harry to perform the task. A prison source said: "He's known as 'Dirty Harry'. This guy has got one of the worst jobs in the world. His main reason for being there is to clean Hamza's backside. Everyone's having a laugh about it. But Hamza can't be left unclean. It would be a health hazard."  [continued]