I'm sure most of you have seen the television commercial. for the ''Cold Heat''
soldering pen. Battery operated, it ''heats instantly, and cools
instantly,'' goes the sales pitch. I purchased one from BJ's
while Christmas shopping , but am just now reminded of it by another
story (that I'll get to in a moment). I paid about $17.95 for it, and got the bonus wire stripper too. The Cold Heat included solder, and a battery. |
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Here I try to solder two speaker wires
together, and though I got a lot of smoke, it didn't fuse. When I
first tried it back in December, it did work, but not
without considerable effort. I think it's best suited to doing
small connections on a printed circuit board. BTW, it does cool almost instantly. How does it know? |
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What did work magnificently is the throw-in
wire stripper. Insert as many wires, of any size, as you
want into the jaws, and squeeze. In a heartbeat they are
stripped. I would gladly have paid the $18 for that device alone.
But there' s more. I now have hope of becoming a respected professional mohel, even though I'm not Jewish. |
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This story
got my juices going. It occurred to me that my handy dandy wire
stripper might serve admirably as a circumcision tool. Of course
I need a test subject, and have written the mother in this case, and
offered my services. I haven't heard back yet, but am
hopeful. Anyone out there need a clipping? |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Friday, February 24, 2006
Cold Heat
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
5 comments:
- BlogDog said...
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That would be "mohel," boychik.
- 2/24/06, 11:48 AM
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I suppose the curtain in front of the kid is REALLY to keep him from watching his diamond being set. It CAN'T be a sterile field, though it should be...a WTF moment truely. Apart from the rubber gloves, nobody gives a rats ass the kids cock gets infected and drops off. Islamists would NEVER do this. They're dickless!
- 2/24/06, 12:11 PM
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Pronounced "moyel". My wire stripper broke. Don't try it on thick wires or thick putzes. The cold heat works on wires less than .00000000000165" thick, I think.
- 2/24/06, 12:19 PM
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Bought one too.
In this case Cold Heat is not an oxymoron. I'm the moron for buying the info-mercial. - 2/24/06, 4:52 PM
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circumcision tool!
this post has actually made my friday, and that is a pretty weak sign of my pathetic existence...
but still, Rodge rocks...
classic... - 2/24/06, 5:28 PM