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Rodge:

One thing I admire about you is you always know how to spell the right Francis. I never can remember whether it's supposed to be ''e'' or ''i.'' Will you share your secret?

Stupid Guy

Of course. If it's a hIm , It's FrancIs. If it's a hEr, it's FrancEs. I invented that.

Rodger the Real King of France 3/10/2006 12:10:00 PM 7 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: Rodge, can you help me with "stalagmite" and "stalactite"?

Dumb As A Calcified Rock; 3/10/06, 1:52 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Yes, ''stalagmite'' is stalag= Nazi POW camps that held men so the rod sticks straight up. ''stalactite'' has the word ''tit,'' which droops down when the girl is on top.; 3/10/06, 2:20 PM
Anonymous said...: OMG!!!! I will NEVER get those two mixed up again. There goes that sense of humor, Rodger. :D:D:D joyce; 3/10/06, 2:42 PM
Anonymous said...: Thank You!!! Those two always left me floored. Try as I mite, I could never remember which one would hang tite.

DAACR; 3/10/06, 3:53 PM
Francis W. Porretto said...: Dear Rodger,

Thank you,
Thank you,
Thank you.

Yours,
Francis W. Porretto; 3/11/06, 2:04 PM
Anonymous said...: A teacher in college told us to remember that when the "might" goes up the "tights" go down; 3/11/06, 5:38 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Thanks Frank.; 3/12/06, 8:45 AM

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