WINNING CAPTION
"ok now...someone hand me the lighter" |
scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Butt Check
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
20 comments:
- Rodger the Real King of France said...
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''Okay, I see you. Get out here and clean the garage.''
- 5/4/06, 10:07 AM
- David said...
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Wow! He's right, my butt does look fat in these pants.
- 5/4/06, 10:13 AM
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Talking through your ass yes; Talking to your ass? Could be a first.
- 5/4/06, 10:29 AM
- Spunky Texan said...
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Damn, my farts DO smell like roses since I bought that Hybrid!
- 5/4/06, 10:34 AM
- Yanik Mguaua said...
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"...like I said folks, the handheld mic works better for this"
- 5/4/06, 10:35 AM
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"ok now...someone hand me the lighter"
- 5/4/06, 10:39 AM
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Now if I go just a little further my feet will fly out from under me. THAT is the definition of "torque".
- 5/4/06, 10:57 AM
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"..heelllooo...Mr. President?....Mr. President?....Mr. Clinton?...you still in there?
- 5/4/06, 10:59 AM
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"holy shit. Your're right Beverly. It does look like a camel's foot."
- 5/4/06, 11:05 AM
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HA! Ok, Mr. Clinton. Pay up!
- 5/4/06, 11:06 AM
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"...and this Yoga move is called 'Staring down the Barking Spider'".
. - 5/4/06, 12:34 PM
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Another Democrat pulls his head out of his ass and sees the light...
- 5/4/06, 12:42 PM
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Assholes!!!
- 5/4/06, 1:13 PM
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Hi pretty beaver. What's that? I don't know why they are staring at us?
- 5/4/06, 1:25 PM
- curmudgeon said...
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"Wait. That's not my reflection!"
- 5/4/06, 3:08 PM
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You're right! Crap! Damn pads!
- 5/4/06, 3:22 PM
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Now.. if.. only.. my.. tongue.. was.. fifteen... inches... long!
- 5/4/06, 4:44 PM
- Dr.Hardcrab said...
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"Can you hear me......NOW???!!!"
- 5/4/06, 8:43 PM
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Alright Osama, you can stay, but the Fedexed videos gotta stop!
Lt. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 5/4/06, 8:57 PM
- MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...
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Ok, ok, is everyone watching???
Now I'm only gonna do this once.
Imitating liberals by sticking my head up my ass is not something that rational people normally do. - 5/4/06, 9:47 PM