RE Goldfish

''I was on the road yesterday listening to some books-on-tape. The cassette was one my wife had gotten with a bunch of short stories. One was about a father who was trying to comfort his two young daughters after they believed that their pet goldfish had died by telling them that they would have a grand funeral for the goldfish. The two daughters went off to plan the funeral and the father went about getting the goldfish out of the bowl and discovered that it wasn't really dead. When the two daughters came back excited about the funeral they had planned the father interrupted them to show them that the goldfish had been revived. After a moment of silence one of the daughters spoke up saying, 'Let's kill it.' '' - Some guy