Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers
would at least triple alcohol sales, and get a "party atmosphere" going
in the cabin. Every businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so
good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back
20% of the tips.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we
handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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