A Buddhist monk walks up to the hot dog vendor and says, "Can you make me one with everything?"

scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
A Buddhist monk walks up to the hot dog vendor and says, "Can you make me one with everything?"
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
That is from the group of jokes that a dimocrat wouldnt get.
Tim
I dunno, they're not stupid - most are just close minded/ politically ignorant/& obnoxious.
Teddy Kennedy walks up to a bartender and says, "Can you make me one of everything?"
Is it just me, or are the folks in the background a tad short on clothes?
Yes, they're a tad short on clothes and how the monk can keep a straight face behooves me.
naked as jaybirds ...