Three Muzzos arrested

The perfect alibi - if you're an OJ juror.

Three Texans have been arrested in Michigan on terrorism charges.  Police found about 1,000 cell phones in the men's minivan. Authorities have not said what they believe the men intended to do with the phones, most of which were prepaid TracFones. But the police chief in Caro, Mich., where they were arrested, said cell phones can be used as detonators, and prosecutors in a similar case in Ohio have said that TracFones are often used by terrorists because they are not traceable. [The wife of one] said the men were buying the phones to sell to a man in Dallas for a profit of about $5 per phone. She said they were in Michigan because so many people in the Dallas area are doing the same thing that the phones are often sold out. Terror suspects not guilty, wife says - Yahoo! News That's how I'd do it.  Buy 1000 prepaid cell phones in Texas, transport them all the way to Michigan (which happens to be home to one of our largest  Muslim populations), and hope to make $5/phone profit.  Makes perfect sense, don't it?  Oh, the Texan's names? Louai Abdelhamied Othman,  Adham Abdelhamid Othman, and  Maruan Awad Muhareb.  But than again, it might make sense if it was the other way around, and I was confused by an overdose of morning scotch. I know, I'll get a job wih the Los Angeles Times! Yeah, that's it.