John Kerry is insane. Really

Kerry "I'll kick their [Swiftboating] ass from one end of America to the other"

After preparing the surface with a marble epoxy, and sanding it smooth, Sen. Kerry etches his name into Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington. (AP) Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass. is determined not to be "Swift Boated" out of  the Presidency in 2008. Kerry says the only reason he didn’t compete in more states in 2004 was that he ran out of money. He says this was also the reason he did not adequately respond to a series of devastating TV ads by Swift Boat Veterans for the Truth, a group that questioned Kerry’s service in Vietnam and criticized his later opposition to the war. “They had money behind the lies, and we did not have sufficient money behind the truth,” Kerry laments. Asked if he dreads the prospect of being “Swift-Boated” all over again, Kerry counters that he would relish such a fight. “I’m prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other,” he declares. “I am so confident of my abilities to address that and to demolish it and to even turn it into a positive." Kerry points out that his name was recently added to the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington.  ''Let's see them attack someone who gave his life for his country.  I don't see any of their names on the Wall." [Meet the Next President: Kerry's Second Shot] When you're dealing with John Kerry, where does satire end and truth begin? Think about it, at least four of the past six Democrat presidential nominees are insane.