Monday, October 30, 2006

Barack Obama

Today's Q&A
Q. Who is Barack Obama that Liberals get wet panties at the mention of his name? 

A. He was elected to the  U.S. Senate from Illinois two years ago.

Q. But, what has he done?

A. Nothing.  Absolutely nothing - except excite delegates to the 2004 Dem convention with a speech. 

Q. How hard is that?

A. Not hard at all.  Let me show you what I mean.

Q. Then why are the media acting like he can be elected president?

A. Because there are no democrats on the scene who can be elected, and Barack has it all ... he's black, he's uber liberal, and he has no record that can be attacked.

Q. Can he possibly win?

A. Not even if he ran against Ann Coulter
10/30/2006 09:09:00 AM 7 Comments

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Anonymous said...

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahahaha !

'im half colored' - Hillary

hhehehehehehe...

i believe in Illinois he made a speech at some ANSWER anti-WAR protest, prior to the Iraqi Operation Freedom...

Code Pinky will love him.

10/30/06, 10:47 AM
Anonymous said...

My friends, you underestimate the power of the "Frank-Sinatra" fixed smile. Watch and learn.

10/30/06, 10:55 AM
Anonymous said...

Barack? Didn't he used to be on Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast? =0D
GrinfilledCelt

10/30/06, 11:12 AM
Jake said...

It is interesting that the only black that the Democrats let rise in the party is as white as you can be and still remain a black.

Whereas, the powers in the Republican party such as Connie Rice, Clarence Thomas, Micheal Steele etc are dark blacks.

10/30/06, 1:26 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Condi Rice? She has freckles.

10/30/06, 1:55 PM
guinspen said...

All hes missing is an expeerienced runnign mate !,


OBAMA/PELOSEY IN 008 !!!,

10/31/06, 12:34 AM
Anonymous said...

A few elections back, Mario Cuomo also gave a speech at the Democrat's convention and he was whooped up by the press as the next FDR.

Remember Mario?

10/31/06, 11:41 PM

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