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A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the
dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry! I have two buddies sitting
out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the
anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00
AM tee time at the best golf course in town, and it's 9:30 already. I
don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very
brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to
kill the pain." So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show him."
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Merrily
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