Friday, October 06, 2006

BTMG

'Reel Opinions'
from Brian the Movie Guy

'THE DEPARTED' A+…that's correct, A+!
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, matt Damon, Jack Nicholson, Martin Sheen, Alec Baldwin and Mark Wahlberg
Directed by: Martin Scorsese
Story: Billy Costigan (DiCaprio) is an undercover cop in South Boston assigned to infiltrate a mob syndicate run by a boss named Costello (Nicholson).  Meanwhile, a young criminal, Colin Sullivan (Damon), has embedded himself in the police department's Special Investigation Unit.  Both their lives become endangered when the two organizations realize they have moles within their ranks.
Rated: R
My thoughts: Look at the 'Starring' section above.  Look at the 'Directed by' section below it.  Now, look at the title of the movie again - GO SEE IT!  Bloody, intricate, completely un-PC and tons of fun!  Best movie of the year so far - and one of the best in the last 2-3 years.

'EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH' C+
Starring: Jessica Simpson, Dane Cook and Dax Shepard
Story: A couple of employees at a Costco-like super-store (Shepard and Cook) compete for the affections of a new co-worker (Simpson) by trying to win the Employee of the Month award.
Rated: PG-13
My thoughts: You may be compelled to write me hate mail at this point but, believe it or not, this new Jessica Simpson movie ain't THAT bad.  There is, however, one thing you might expect - Jessica Simpson still couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

'TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE-THE BEGINNING' did not see
Starring: Who cares...
Story: Not interested...
Rated: Hmmm, let me guess...
My thoughts: Did not see, because even a FREE screening is too high a price to pay for horror movie, retread, schlock like this...

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4 comments:

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Martin Sheen AND Alec Baldwin? YgbSM!

Anonymous said...

you said it Mr. S...

Alec Baldwin ?

DiCaprio and Scorsese have teamed up before, with a nice concept about the gangs in NYC, and with some okay moments, it turned into a 'way too long' piece of bore...

i cannot remember a good Scorsese film since Good Fellas, but my memory stinks in recent film.

but it is not my brain, it is mostly because the films remain weak.

Anonymous said...

It is disconcerting when you make a list of hollywood elites who infuriate you and compare it with a list of people you recognise as beeing able to 'act', 'play', 'paint', whatever, their asses off. For most people, I'll wager, will find most names on both lists.

Anonymous said...

See, I've never had the problem of separating actors in their role, and publicly shooting their mouths off.

I like Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now, West Wing, among others). Sean Penn and Johnny Depp are very good. Alec Baldwin at the beginning of Glengarry Glen Ross was amazing.
Anyway, I put "Departed" in my queue at Netflix, and while there, was recommended "Mean Streets", which I've never seen. It's coming next.

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