Eco-print

Making Gaia weep

` I think we've all taken this eco-footprint quiz before. I have at least twice. Just took it again, because I'd like to think there's a coven of hippies in Riverside CA, who sit around in a circle while the test results are read as they roll in. And when mine was announced, pasty faced maggot girl here ripped that duct tape off and shook her fist at the heavens. "Why damn you, WHY?" And collapsed. They brought her around with an organic peach-mango high colonic. You try, but don't cheat. Unless you're an Ethiopian mud hut dweller who eats locusts, you'll send this bunch into rage. I'm sure one of them is a red haired guy with a ponytail, and a wispy, scraggly beard. See if you can get him to jump out a window.