Monday, November 27, 2006

Con Man

OMFG, Uncle Martins Schlong is dead
Dear Rodger Schlong,
 
It may surpprise you recieving this letter from me,since there was no previous correspondence between us.My name is:Azman Jaacob a Malaysian national and personal Attorney to Late Mr.Martins Schlong, who was hereinafter called my client.
 
My purpose of contacting you is for you to help secure the funds left behind by my late client, to avoid it being confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank.Where this fund valued (US$3,600,000.00) Three Million Six Hundred Thousand United States Dollars deposited by my client before his death.

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11/27/2006 07:22:00 PM 8 Comments

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just tell him to go sell a few Playstations on eBay.

11/27/06, 7:59 PM
Anonymous said...

I've never gotten one of these. Can you show the rest of the letter to show how they try to close the scam, er, I mean, go through the necessary steps to secure for you your multi-million dollar payday?

11/27/06, 9:59 PM
Anonymous said...

I think there was some question whether Mr. Martins Schlong was dead although word around was that Rigor Mortis HAD set in, which strangely seemed to cheer up his wife and three of the village ladies.

11/27/06, 10:12 PM
Anonymous said...

Anonymous - check out "Hog on Ice". The blogger is writing a humorous book on the subject and will point you to a website containing some sample exchanges he's had with the buggers.

11/27/06, 10:56 PM
Anonymous said...

My fav line of the day:
"who was hereinafter called my client."
-- Rodger Mortis

11/27/06, 11:47 PM
Anonymous said...

I get these a lot I write FU across the top and hit replay. I can't believe there are people stupid enough to fall for it but they do.Most of the time it is the very greedy.

11/28/06, 4:59 AM
Anonymous said...

Got one of these emails yesterday!

11/29/06, 11:41 AM
Anonymous said...

If this bastard is really living in malaysia, I hope he gets bitten by a misquito and dies from malaria. He is purely a sicko and he does not know it, but he has been cursed to die!!!!!! Abra ca zam, abra ca damned. poof u die.

12/10/06, 11:28 PM

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