Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Mo Money, Mo Money

Happy Days Are Here Again
Sen. Robert Byrd, 88-year-old Democrat from West Virgina, was elected to a record 10th term yesterday.  With the possibility that Democrats will control the Senate, Byrd ordered state workers to begin resodding 4,573 miles of  highway this morning so it can be repaved.  ''I'll need something to spend money on,'' said Byrd, ''and a  Superconducting Super Collider accelerator thing will take time to get funded.''   It's estimated that West Virginia has fewer than 5000 automobiles in working condition.
11/08/2006 03:21:00 PM 1 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

Byrd has used his influence and power to build us Hillbillys' superhyways and wonderful bridges.
This makes for a smooth ride to our jobs at Wal-Mart and Taco Bell.
These are also handy for driving to the Food Pantries,unemployment/welfare offices and the Cheese lines.

11/9/06, 12:18 PM

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