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Who can forget Katie's on-air high colonic enema that went awry? Even though the Today Show set was completely cleaned, ratings dropped until it was redesigned.
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Katie Couric's ratings began to
tank on her first night as anchorette of CBS Nightly News, and haven't
stopped. CBS execs are promising affiliates a "Super Katie"
marketing gambit designed to take her to the top. Give Couric her
due, she will try anything. Her Today Show gimmicks included
colonoscopy, enemas, body hair removal, simulated oral sex with Bryant
Gumbel, and the infamous "chimp threesome." My inside sources
tell me that Perky Katie will be the first human to receive a Shetland
Pony in-vitro
"PALOMINO" during Super Bowl halftime. You heard it here first.
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