Sunday, November 19, 2006

SUPER KATIE

SUPER KATIE
Who can forget Katie's on-air high colonic enema that went awry?  Even though the Today Show set was completely cleaned, ratings dropped until it was redesigned.
Katie Couric's ratings began to tank on her first night as anchorette of CBS Nightly News, and haven't stopped.  CBS execs are promising affiliates  a "Super Katie" marketing gambit designed to take her to the top.  Give Couric her due, she will try anything.  Her Today Show gimmicks included colonoscopy, enemas, body hair removal, simulated oral sex with Bryant Gumbel, and the infamous "chimp threesome."  My inside sources tell me that Perky Katie will be the first human to receive a Shetland Pony in-vitro
          "PALOMINO"
during Super Bowl halftime.   You heard it here first.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

PALOMINO!!! already, Katie.

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