Afterlife

The afterlife is for gettting even

Shia Islamic satellite set for liftoff on ICBM cloaked as space booster This is another reason why patriotic atheists ought embrace a belief in an afterlife.  Sure, when all hell breaks loose after we get hit by these Islamo dickweeds, the survivors can try and hunt down congressional democrats and say, "See? We told you." Or something. But, what of the victims .. dead victims? A spirit in the afterlife will have the ability to hunt them down in their hidey-holes, going right through the 18" lead walls like they was air, and harass the shit out of them.  I learned from Ghost how it's done.  Ted Kennedy toasts America's destruction with some 100 year old Brandy?   Knock it out of his hand and watch him cry like a little girl.  Hillary?  Sing "Hundred bottles of beer" in her head for eternity. Or, just open the gas valve and strike a match.  Say Amen.