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Sunday, January 28, 2007
5 comments:
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Anonymous said...
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Now that's funny.
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1/28/07, 4:06 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Ya know,
Rodg isn't about to ban me me anytime soon. So, I chat off topic, but it's all on topic: Pelosi, Clinton, Kennedy, Kerry, toxic waste.
Did I mention Clinton?
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1/28/07, 5:09 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Thanks much! My husband and I got a great laugh watching it twice. And that gorgeous, blond, boy-next-door in the middle is the son of actor-comedian, Robert Cummings. I just can't remember his name.
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1/28/07, 5:39 PM
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Linda Sue O'Grady said...
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aw. I have an African Grey and he's just awesome to be around, chatters up a storm.
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1/28/07, 10:31 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Don't know why I save this stuff, but I do...
So there's this magician working on a small cruise ship. He's been doing
his routines every night for a year or two now. The audiences appreciate
him, and they change over often enough that he doesn't have to worry too
much about new tricks. However, there's this parrot who sits in the back
row and watches him night after night, year after year. Finally, the
parrot figures out how the tricks work and starts giving it away for the
audience.
For example, when the magician makes a bouquet of flowers disappear, the
parrot squawks "Behind his back! Behind his back!" Well, the magician get
really annoyed at this, but he doesn't know what to do. The parrot belongs
to the Captain, so he can't just kill it.
One day, the ship springs a leak and sinks. The magician manages to swim
to a plank of wood floating by and grabs on. The parrot is sitting on the
other end of the plank. They just stare at each other and drift. They drift
for 3 days and still don't speak. On the morning of the fourth day, the
parrot looks over at the magician and says: "OK, I give up. Where did you
hide the ship?" -
1/29/07, 12:20 AM
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