Hillay and Lincoln

Good Advice

We're familiar with Hillary's converations with the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt, so this hypothetical sent by Merrily is more than plausible. After her inauguration in 2009, Hillary again finds herself communing with the spirit world.  On the first night she's visited by George Washington. Hillary asks,  "How can I best serve my country?"     Washington answers, "Never tell a lie."  "Ouch!" says Hillary.  ~ The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...  Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"  Jefferson responds,   "Listen to the people."  "But, I know more than they," cries she. ~ On the third night she finds herself with Abraham Lincoln. Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"      Lincoln says,    "Go to the theater."