Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Razor Blades

A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a hair lip.

And, there were still 5 shaves left!
2/07/2007 07:58:00 PM 2 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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Anonymous said...

Having a keen ear to the grapevine,Terry the paperboy and Bill the milkman,have stopped deliveries.

2/8/07, 9:22 AM
Anonymous said...

HA! I missed this yesterday, but laughed out loud today. Good one. :D

2/8/07, 11:27 AM

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