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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
"an apricot-peach high colonic"
For years I had been suggesting to my soon-to-be-ex-wife that she have a full-blown colon cleansing. But would she listen to me? Nooo. Instead, she kept using those Fleets enemas and suppositories.
Then, one day a couple of years ago, she got her colon stopped up real bad. When we took her to the doctor, I suggested the tube-up-the-butt-five-gallons-of-warm-water treatment. The doc said that was probably a good idea -- couldn't hurt anyway. (Boy, was my soon-to-be-ex-wife surprised at that.)
Before long, the therapist had her innards running as fresh and pure as a clear mountain stream.
Thank you for that interesting detail, and subsequent mental image I can't clear from my noggin.
The IRA had a cute trick to warn people they thought were getting out of line. It involved a .22 and a kneecap. I suspect a ball peen hammer would work just as well.
JP - A battery powered drill and your choice of bit would work too.
Its output is a little more precise than a ball peen hammer and very penetrating, but I like your hammer suggestion. That would be more cathartic.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Wanna clean out your stopped-up colon? Find a first-generation Filipino family and have them whip you up a cauldron of old-fashioned dinuguan. Drink maybe 2 or 3 San Magoos before you eat it, and another couple when you're done. If you can find any baluts, have a couple of them, too.
Next mornin you'll be able to shit through a #18 gauge screen door at 12 paces and never hit a wire.
Home-made Korean Kim Chee works pretty well for some roundeyes who've never been west of Kansas City or East of Cincinnati.
Vietnamese fermented fish sauce and Ilocano bagoong will also do the trick if you can get 'em past your nose.
Here's what I have to say to 'Mr F**k Middle America'.Let this sorry little sonofabitch move somewhere in the world so he can discover that he will not be a citizen among those that he then lives.He will be:american or yank or white man or infidel or satan or anything BUT the ethnic group in his new country. He will lose rights,be mistreated,downtrodden,hated,beaten and or killed in many cases.He will never feel secure, held in decent regard or treated with civility again as he was in the country of birth....On the other hand the guy who moves here and takes his place will upon assuming citizenship,become an instant American with the same protection and rights as all the rest here.This new citizen will undoubtedly meet some prejudice,dislike,and ill-treatment from some of his new fellows,but he will not be deprived of opportunities and legal protection,and if past examples are any indication,he will succeed materially and with peace of mind,he will be exceedingly happy to be here amongst us for his own sake and for his posterity.Personally,I feel that if we would do the correct job on immigration,I'd gladly accept one of these new citizens for a trainload of this little bastard.And of course,I mean LEGAL immigrants.I absolutely believe that we have the right to accept those of our choosing.They should be those that accept the culture as is.If not, stay the hell out.
JMcD,
Spot on.
JP and Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick,
Fair enough ideas and definitely more precise, but I've just always been a fan of the original point-and-click interface of a .22 (and higher numbers). Sure, it's sloppy, but a good loud BANG! and the smell of gun powder also adds to the ambiance when you're trying to get your point across.
Let's just kill them.
apricots? Bah!
Coffee!!
As for the asshole with the sign, fuck him.
The United States of America is the greatest country in the world.
As a legal immigrant I am highly dismayed at this person holding the sign. Altho I do believe in the freedom of speech he obviously needs to live somewhere else. He is a spoiled little spoiled brat that has not a clue as to what the world is. And in this day and age he is severely limiting his friends and increasing his foes. I really feel sorry for him, mabey he is just frightened trying to befriend those that he believes would do him harm. And now he has insalted thoes that may of definded him. A very foolish spoiled brat, no respect no honor no pride.