Sweaters for Dolphins

Opponents of Bangor security plan knitting sweaters for Navy dolphins

BREMERTON, Wash. - Opponents of a Navy plan to use dolphins from San Diego to guard a submarine base in chilly Washington are knitting hats, mittens and sweaters for the dolphins. That cuts it.  I'm asking the Surgeon General to institute a program to inspect every West Coast resident for one of these           Chip removed from Court Justice Harry Blackmun .  What is it?  It's the device space aliens implant in humans after abducting them and inspecting their genitals.  We don't know (don't ask me who 'we' are, I can't tell you) exactly what the chips do, except drive the recipient insane.  Removing the implant is fatal, but I don't care, enough is enough. They're not really human anymore anyway, more like cockroaches. .