People in the liquor store are
always asking me, "Rodge, is there any video you wished you hadn't
produced? " Yes. Yes there is, in retrospect. It's
this one, where a Nancy Pelosi look-alike doll gets her head cut
off. I was, still am, learning the craft, so the production
values were all wrong. Also, at the time Pelosi was just a
regular treasonous left-wing douchebag asshole from California,
but now she's a treasonous left-wing douchbag asshole from California and
Speaker of the House, and deserving of more respect. Still, a lot
of people were offended by it before watching it to the end, and didn't
realize it was just a fantasy. I mean, nobody really wants to see
Nancy's neck in the path of a guillotine's crisply honed blade, or even
a rusty dull one. We're not animals after all. Just people
with dreams.
I know what you're thinking, and no! Nobody
wants her eating some bad Syrian lamb, either. And suffering projectile diarrhea
until she's completely dehydrated and mistaken for a dried fig and sold
in some local market. That would be wrong. I mean it. I'm
crossing myself as I speak. Don't eat the lamb Nancy! Eat
this. Here. This.
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