Bring Me Hankey's Head

Where I get a grip

People in the liquor store are always asking me, "Rodge, is there any video you wished you hadn't produced? " Yes. Yes there is, in retrospect. It's this one, where a Nancy Pelosi look-alike doll gets her head cut off. I was, still am, learning the craft, so the production values were all wrong. Also, at the time Pelosi was just a regular treasonous  left-wing douchebag asshole from California, but now she's a treasonous left-wing douchbag asshole from California and Speaker of the House, and deserving of more respect. Still, a lot of people were offended by it before watching it to the end, and didn't realize it was just a fantasy. I mean, nobody really wants to see Nancy's neck in the path of a guillotine's crisply honed blade, or even a rusty dull one. We're not animals after all. Just people with dreams. I know what you're thinking, and no! Nobody wants her eating some bad Syrian lamb, either. And suffering projectile diarrhea until she's completely dehydrated and mistaken for a dried fig and sold in some local market. That would be wrong. I mean it. I'm crossing myself as I speak. Don't eat the lamb Nancy! Eat this. Here. This.