'Splain this Lucy |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
'Splain this Lucy |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
"They crash landed in the mountains. The air must have been too warm for their spaceship...it must be Bush's fault." That represents the level of Al Gore's research. I remember when he couldn't identify busts of Washington and Jefferson yet he now believes he can predict the future weather of the planet. The man is a moron.
Dr. vonDaniken, call your office.
"There are several possibilities:
* Intelligent humans date back much, much further than we realize.
* Other intelligent beings and civilizations existed on earth far beyond our recorded history.
* Our dating methods are completely inaccurate, and that stone, coal and fossils form much more rapidly than we now estimate."
This is, I'm sure, a far from exhaustive list of possibilities.
This, from the AncientX homepage:
"Investigation shows that there are several indications that the NASA is tampering with the colors, and changes them from an Earth-like environment into a red inhospitable environment. "
We report, you decide...
Naw, Bush just steals the oxygen and replaces it with carbon dioxide to cause Martian warming and ta-da instant red planet full of republican voters.Everything can be blamed on Bush if you just breath paint fumes for a few minutes before you think about it.
How was this technology lost?
http://www.knowledge.co.uk/velikovsky/earth.htm
-Weatherman-
Now, if I can only find that durned
hole in the Arctic to enter hollow earth and enjoy the warmth of the
planet's inner sun...Jeez, all of
Hitler's nazis cannot ALL have been
wrong(!)...
Believe it or not, this was Alfred
Rosemberg's(Hitler's grey eminence)
core belief, this is where Ultima
Thule, the Mecca of the white
supremacists, was supposed to be
located...
http://www.hollowearththeory.com/_images/articles/hollow_earth_polar_holes_model.gif
http://www.hollowearththeory.com/_images/articles/hollow_earth_complete_shell_model.gif
http://www.sacred-texts.com/earth/potp/img/hollow.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/s/4/hollow_earth2.jpg
Ultima Thule's lunacies, compared to Al
Gore's new age coterie's beliefs(space
ships and all)sound entirely
reasonable...
http://www.echoesofenoch.com/roswellcrashfake..jpg
Wait. If these hieroglyphic disks are 12,000 years old, how could we possibly translate them? We don't know any HUMAN written languages from that far back. So even if one of the disks was a Dropa-Clovis dictionary, what freakin' good would it do us when there's no such thing as Clovis?
Oh, I see. "Dr. Chi Pu Tei." Obviously a cousin of the famous Sheikh Yabooty.
Dr. Velikovsky was a VERY interesting writer.Some of his ideas have been rightly disputed,still,however,he made many amazing and accurate predictions about space and the planets,and the cosmos wasn't even his field. He was NOT an astronomist.He was a ..psycologist?..I believe.