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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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Pillow? What pillow? A flock of Canada geese broke in and I had to defend the home. What do you mean where's all the carcasses? I *ate* them. I'm a dog you stupid human.
So on the seventh day of Christmas the damn dog destroyed six geese,four calling birds,three french hens,two turtle doves,and a partridge.then he attacked the pole lamp and got the shade stuck on his neck!
Result of a failed audition for an RCA commercial.
The only thing I see is one pre-dead dog.
You should have known that putting a satellite dish around his neck would cause him to receive secret signals. "chew their shoes... mark your territory... shred their pillows..."
Next time, put a tinfoil hat on his head.
If I were one of the "computer literati" I would "photoshop" insert the face of Ted Kennedy into that cone, swell out the dog's gut into a whiskey belly and call it *burp* good!
-Sven in Colorado
...Bad boy,bad boy..Whaycha gonna do,whatcha gonna do when they come for you?...