A blonde calls
her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started.
Her boyfriend asks,
"What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde says, According to the
picture on the box, it's a tiger.
Her boyfriend decides to
go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment,
then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First
of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these
pieces into anything resembling a
tiger."
He takes her hand and says,
"Second, I want you to relax.
Let's have a nice cup of tea,
and then..." He
sighed.........
Let's
put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......." |
Jack B |
