Monday, April 02, 2007

Noreltney

Wow
As most of you know, the term "Noreltney" refers to the condition where a woman becomes so sexually charged as to cause her snizz to vibrate rapidly. This action produces sufficient suction to rip laces up from her tennis shoes. What we see here, however, is an entirely new level of noreltneyness. It's Noreltney-google, or Noreltney to google power. Wow.
4/02/2007 10:39:00 AM 6 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Response to Noreltney-google:

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070330/480/e42dd752c6364d8eae2c5d6e13c0c8fb

4/2/07, 10:47 AM
Anonymous said...

God help us!!! Do we really want this battle-axe running the cuntry?

4/2/07, 10:50 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

The condition you're referring to Juice is called "Limphomo." It's caused when a male is exposed to a woman so noxious as to "limpen der noodle," permanently. Relief may only be obtained with a lethal dose of radiation .

4/2/07, 11:17 AM
Anonymous said...

Wowee, those Google spiders are quick. This post is already indexed, and is the only hit for "noreltney."

skh

4/2/07, 12:32 PM
Kim du Toit said...

All I'm sayin' is, for a woman to achieve THAT level of Noreltney, there must have been an awwwwwfully big bank account involved...

4/2/07, 3:00 PM
AnnoyedOne said...

Splinters!
. o O (Ouch)

4/2/07, 7:17 PM

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