My kind of dog |
Yours too |
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
My kind of dog |
Yours too |
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
Is there REALLY love at first sight?...Well I love this dog.You just know he'd be a great pal.
Pal?
Heck, he'd make a great congressman!
Oh, that was most excellent.
I love my dog!
Reminds me of an old favorite joke:
A Doctor and a Lawyer who duck hunted together had a long running competition over hunting dogs. No matter how well trained the Doctor's dog was the Lawyer always found some fault. Finally the Doctor had enough so he paid $20,000 for the best hunting dog of all time.
The next time they went hunting the Doctor decided to show off his new dog. When the Lawyer pulled up in the driveway to pick them up the dog sat quietly while they loaded the truck then on command, jumped into the truck, layed down and didn't move or make a sound all the way to the lake.
While they got the boat into the water the dog sat quietly and waited, then when the doctor called the dog, it jumped into the boat without rocking it, and sat quietly while they rowed out to the blind. There the dog sat motionless while some ducks came flying over. After shooting two ducks the doctor turned to the dog and told it "Go get em boy."
The dog jumped out of the boat and ran across the surface of the lake, picked up a duck and carried it back to the boat where he dropped it at the Doctor's feet without ruffling a feather. The dog then ran back across the water and retrieved the Lawyer's duck which he dropped at the Lawyer's feet after jumping back into the boat without rocking it or splashing any water.
The Doctor patted the dog while looking towards his friend with a big grin on his face. The Lawyer looked at him and asked "You paid $20,000 for a dog that can't swim?"
Hey Doug M....I think you're right! Do you think we can get him on a Democratic ticket..Hell,that dog can lay around,licking his balls and barking at the moon,teach him to filibuster and we got Senator Labrador.