Monday, April 30, 2007

water v. wine

More Science


He Saves Her Life
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Thanks anyway Juice. I need diversions to keep me from reading about gdmfcsposdemocrats.  Doctor's orders.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

GDMFCSPOSdemocrats.......

I love it!

Nothing like a good acronym.

Vilmar

Bob Hawkins said...

How do you think E. coli gets into your feces in the first place? Where do you think it comes from?

If everyone would drink only alcohol, we could wipe out this scourge. But there's always one guy who won't get with the program.

Anonymous said...

AND that lowlife 'teetotaler' insists in craping in the reservoir.

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