Tuesday, May 08, 2007

1900 Predictions

Predictions of the Year 2000
from The Ladies Home Journal  of December 1900




Prediction #3: Gymnastics will begin in the nursery, where toys and games will be designed to strengthen the muscles. Exercise will be compulsory in the schools. Every school, college and community will have a complete gymnasium. All cities will have public gymnasiums. A man or woman unable to walk ten miles at a stretch will be regarded as a weakling.

Prediction #7:  There will be air-ships, but they will not successfully compete with surface cars and water vessels for passenger or freight traffic. They will be maintained as deadly war-vessels by all military nations. Some will transport men and goods. Others will be used by scientists making observations at great heights above the earth.

Prediction #11: No Mosquitoes nor Flies.  Insect screens will be unnecessary.  Mosquitoes, house-flies and roaches will have been practically exterminated.  Boards of health will have destroyed all mosquito haunts and breeding-grounds, drained all stagnant pools, filled in all swamp-lands, and chemically treated all still-water streams.  The extermination of the horse and its stable will reduce the house-fly.

Prediction #18: Telephones Around the World. Wireless telephone and telegraph circuits will span the world. A husband in the middle of the Atlantic will be able to converse with his wife sitting in her boudoir in Chicago. We will be able to telephone to China quite as readily as we now talk from New York to Brooklyn. By an automatic signal they will connect with any circuit in their locality without the intervention of a “hello girl”.




6 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Boards of health will have destroyed all mosquito haunts and breeding-grounds, drained all stagnant pools, filled in all swamp-lands, and chemically treated all still-water streams."

That one's my favorite. In actuality, the government banned the best mosquito-killer around (DDT), and stagnant water is called a "wetland"; you'll get prosecuted if you drain it.

So naturally, this is the result. "Mosquitoes cause more human suffering than any other organism..."

guinspen said...

drained all stagnant pools

Hold on a second...

...

nope, DC's still there.

Anonymous said...

guinsPen - Easy explanation. DC is a cesspool. No mosquitos. Just a perpetual bad smell.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Anonymous said...

Prediction #18: Telephones Around the World. Wireless telephone and telegraph circuits will span the world.If that is true, it blows my mind!!!!Boazo

Anonymous said...

Wonderfully elaborate spoof. I am willing to give up my Jetson's aircar should this come to pass:

"There will be No C, X or Q in our every-day alphabet."

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

That's just freakin' scary!

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