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Tuesday, May 08, 2007
1900 Predictions
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"Boards of health will have destroyed all mosquito haunts and breeding-grounds, drained all stagnant pools, filled in all swamp-lands, and chemically treated all still-water streams."
That one's my favorite. In actuality, the government banned the best mosquito-killer around (DDT), and stagnant water is called a "wetland"; you'll get prosecuted if you drain it.
So naturally, this is the result. "Mosquitoes cause more human suffering than any other organism..." - 5/8/07, 9:00 PM
- guinspen said...
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drained all stagnant pools
Hold on a second...
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nope, DC's still there. - 5/8/07, 9:31 PM
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guinsPen - Easy explanation. DC is a cesspool. No mosquitos. Just a perpetual bad smell.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 5/8/07, 9:55 PM
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Prediction #18: Telephones Around the World. Wireless telephone and telegraph circuits will span the world.If that is true, it blows my mind!!!!Boazo
- 5/8/07, 10:12 PM
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Wonderfully elaborate spoof. I am willing to give up my Jetson's aircar should this come to pass:
"There will be No C, X or Q in our every-day alphabet." - 5/8/07, 10:39 PM
- MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...
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That's just freakin' scary!
- 5/9/07, 12:06 AM