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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
1900 Predictions
| "If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " | 
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Anonymous said...  
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"Boards of health will have destroyed all mosquito haunts and breeding-grounds, drained all stagnant pools, filled in all swamp-lands, and chemically treated all still-water streams." 
 That one's my favorite. In actuality, the government banned the best mosquito-killer around (DDT), and stagnant water is called a "wetland"; you'll get prosecuted if you drain it.
 So naturally, this is the result. "Mosquitoes cause more human suffering than any other organism..."
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5/8/07, 9:00 PM
  
- guinspen said...
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drained all stagnant pools 
 Hold on a second...
 ...
 nope, DC's still there.
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5/8/07, 9:31 PM
  
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Anonymous said...  
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guinsPen - Easy explanation. DC is a cesspool. No mosquitos. Just a perpetual bad smell. 
 Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
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5/8/07, 9:55 PM
  
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Anonymous said...  
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Prediction #18: Telephones Around the World. Wireless telephone and telegraph circuits will span the world.If that is true, it blows my mind!!!!Boazo 
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5/8/07, 10:12 PM
  
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Anonymous said...  
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Wonderfully elaborate spoof. I am willing to give up my Jetson's aircar should this come to pass: 
 "There will be No C, X or Q in our every-day alphabet."
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5/8/07, 10:39 PM
  
- MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...
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That's just freakin' scary! 
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5/9/07, 12:06 AM
  


 
 
 
