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Friday, May 11, 2007
49,000 Blowjobs
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She makes an offer that's hard to refuse. But that's 109 years, 7 months and 2 days at one per day. Now she figgers she can do 80 per day for 500 days. She must be really, really good, or really, really bad at her offered skill. What was Tania's last name? Hoover?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick - 5/11/07, 10:03 PM
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Damn paperwork!......I dunno.Maybe it'd be worth it...She sure does have a lot of pepperoni in her bread.
- 5/11/07, 10:03 PM
- MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...
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WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!! .......OUCH!!!
Geewiz honey, I was just kiddin'!
Don't blame me, it was Schlongs fault!
"Well you tell that Mr. Schlong that he's back in the dog house far as I'm concerned ...and so are you if I catch you signing up for crap like that again!"
Sheesh!
Damit Rodge, yer always gettin' me in trouble :( - 5/11/07, 11:39 PM
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Wow, just the opposite of Bill Clinton.
Tim - 5/12/07, 8:47 AM
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The TOS are a boner-killer. Each "performance" is limited to 5 minutes, and
"any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service."
Carp. - 5/12/07, 2:04 PM