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Saturday, May 05, 2007

Du Toit's in the butt list

Snowballed Butt Sex

This is one of those snowball posts. I started out looking for one thing in my files and it snowballed, so now I'm not sure what it was I started looking for. Anyway, this list of things to do from du Toit is a few years old, and since it was originally published I've added one more thing to those I've completed. Now, as then, item 11 triggered the Newlywed Game "that would be in the butt" story. Eubanks discounted it out of hand, but then a video of the incident popped up. Since then Snopes has updated their entry from "it never happened," to "here's the way it happened. It's still one of the funniest television bloopers I've ever heard about. Three years ago there was no way to show the video, now there is.

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Rodger the Real King of France 5/05/2007 10:06:00 AM 13 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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13 comments:

Anonymous said...: Does a Black Widow spider count for #4 'cause unless some crackhead tries a home invasion(very unlikely here in Golden), that one will never be crossed off.
MM; 5/5/07, 11:02 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Hell yes! So do Muslims, Commies, and Nazis killed in war. And rabid racoons.! USA! UAS! USA!; 5/5/07, 11:10 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: I have been instructed to say that MoSup is in no way involved in any of this. So I am.; 5/5/07, 1:03 PM
LargeBill said...: For #6 how about Germany, Norway, France, Spain, Italy, Croatia, Greece, Turkey, Israel, UAE, Bahrain, Egypt, Lebanon, Cuba, Malta, and some more I'm sure I've forgotten. I knew those couple decades in the Navy would come in handy.; 5/5/07, 1:28 PM
Anonymous said...: #19. I despise nosy bureaucrats! I had two recent experiences I can share:

The US Constitution directs the government to "enumerate" the population in order to determine the # of Representatives for each state. However, the Census is now used for all sorts of social engineering bullshit. When the Census bureau sent me the "long form" which asked an amazing number of nosy questions (income, health, religion, # of bathrooms in my house, route I take to work, etc.) I simply filled in the box that listed the number of residents, left the rest blank and mailed it in. A while later, a guy from the census bureau showed up on my doorstep to "follow up" and get the rest of the information. We chatted for a bit and I told him politely that I would only answer the question related to enumeration of the residents. The rest was 1) not authorized by the Constution and 2) none of their business.

Another couple weeks pass and this time two elderly white men from the Census Bureau show up at my door. They said they "understood I had a problem with the previous census taker because he was black and hoped I would consider speaking with them instead."

Boy that pissed me off. I told them I resented being called a racist, that the questions were nobody's damned business and race had nothing to do with it, that they should go take a flying fuck and not to ever, EVER so much as put one step back on my property without a police escort and a warrant. That was the end of that. I'm sure my name has been added to a few extra lists as a result. You can imagine how much I care.

Had a similar incident when one of my children was born. The form for the birth certificate asked all sorts of personal questions (was this child an "accident" or planned?, # of attempts to get pregnant, do the parents have any STDs?, how many sexual partners do you have, any miscarriages before this pregnancy, basically everthing short of "in what position(s) did you copulate") so I left 95% of the form blank. I simply filled in my info, my wife's info (SSN, place of birth, address), crossed out the rest of the form, signed it and returned it. The nurses told me it was "unacceptable" to leave that blank. I told 'em it's all they're getting from me and the rest of it is nobody's damned business, especially the government's.
Yep, you guessed it. An hour later a hospital bureaucrat showed up to explain to me why all that info is necessary and threatened that, unless I filled it all out, my child wouldn't get a birth certificate and wouldn't be considered a US citizen. I said "you've got all your going to get from me. You're lying about me not getting a certificate (all that's required for citizenship is birth on US soil, just ask the damned Mexicans pouring over the border) and if you continue to badger me I'm going to call my attorney and sue the shit out of you and this hospital. Now piss off. And don't even start about the Social Security Number application. It not required by law, and I know my rights."

We checked out a few hours later and the birth certificate arrived in the mail in a couple weeks -- no problems.; 5/5/07, 1:32 PM
Anonymous said...: Anyone can choke on a marmoset, so killing an animal which can kill you not all that hard. I did once kill a cobra.; 5/5/07, 4:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Never killed any dangerous animal yet...Killed a 40 ounce bottle Cockspur Rum during a 10 hour night one time that damn near killed me.; 5/5/07, 5:01 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: what state (city? hospital?) did that occur in? Sounds like Seattle or San Francisco crapola.; 5/5/07, 5:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Bermuda; 5/5/07, 7:25 PM
Anonymous said...: I guess that sounds a lot worse than it really was...Works out to 4 ounces an hour...Crucial to this was..It was not mixed (sipped straight-NO shots)..Not sure of the proof of this brand,possibly lower than say,Barcardi..Calm,cordial surroundings of conversation..It was 48 years ago.I had a lot more stamina then.; 5/5/07, 7:55 PM
Anonymous said...: " I did once kill a cobra." So did I. Missed a shift, over-revved the motor and shoved a connecting rod right out the side of the block.

-the friendly grizzly

PS: I refuse to play Google's mandatory games and update requirements, so I will just check "anonymous".; 5/5/07, 11:38 PM
Anonymous said...: LMAO, very funny griz.

Casca; 5/6/07, 3:10 AM
Anonymous said...: Rodger,

Chapel Hill, North Carolina. John Edwards' adopted home.

Figures, huh?; 5/6/07, 11:29 AM

Saturday, May 05, 2007

Du Toit's in the butt list

Snowballed Butt Sex

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