Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Goofy Gore

Have at it!

'.... Halliburton closed down 2¾ Al.'

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's Jerry Lewis!!!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

".... Halliburton closed down 2¾ Al."

Anonymous said...

WHAT!...?..Your picking up my ear plug on the telephone?..Whistling noise?..Well at least get rid of the echo dammit!

Anonymous said...

Shortly after taking the initiative to invent the internet and discover that humans are responsible for the coming Lava Age, Al Gore invented the cellular phone. Of course, he really didn't need one as he had already installed a high-speed internet connection to his brain through the base of his neck - better to communicate with the Chinese and his penguin army.

Anonymous said...

Al Gore to the Verizon Wireless guy; "I can hear you just fine... Now get your hot nerdy ass over here."

Anonymous said...

ppppppt ppppppt
'allo? 'allo?
Internet?
'allo?
ppppppt 'allo?

Anonymous said...

But Tipper, I invented the 900 numbers, just for this reason.

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