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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. " |
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It's Jerry Lewis!!!
".... Halliburton closed down 2¾ Al."
WHAT!...?..Your picking up my ear plug on the telephone?..Whistling noise?..Well at least get rid of the echo dammit!
Shortly after taking the initiative to invent the internet and discover that humans are responsible for the coming Lava Age, Al Gore invented the cellular phone. Of course, he really didn't need one as he had already installed a high-speed internet connection to his brain through the base of his neck - better to communicate with the Chinese and his penguin army.
Al Gore to the Verizon Wireless guy; "I can hear you just fine... Now get your hot nerdy ass over here."
ppppppt ppppppt
'allo? 'allo?
Internet?
'allo?
ppppppt 'allo?
But Tipper, I invented the 900 numbers, just for this reason.