Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: cat Bird

Monday, July 30, 2007

cat Bird

Where's Tweety ?

Rodger the Real King of France 7/30/2007 10:14:00 PM 11 Comments

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AnnoyedOne said...: His last words were "I thought I saw a puddy cat".; 7/31/07, 6:42 AM
Anonymous said...: This is so sad; clearly this is a dead african grey. Greys are some of the sweetest animals on the planet and are perfect mimics. They can understand and name colors and shapes and can communicate fairly complex concepts. http://www.alexfoundation.org/

If that were my house the cat would already be dead in the trash while I was burying the intelligent birds remains with respect and love.

Damn cats cannot name colors or shapes. They are mere beasts while the elegent parrots are intelligent and communicative.

That cat would be so dead. I hate fucking cats.; 7/31/07, 8:50 AM
Linda Sue O'Grady said...: Its not the cat's fault, the cat was just being a cat. Stupid to keep a bird in the same house as a cat, what else can you expect?; 7/31/07, 9:28 AM
Anonymous said...: Kinda funny.. That bird doesn't look so smart and intelligent in that picture. I wonder if it tried to negotiate with the cat first? Maybe the cat just needed a hug. Maybe the cat didn't understand the bird's superior intellect before deciding on shredded-tweet for breakfast. I never cared for these birds anyway. The one's I've always come across are obnoxiously loud, mean as hell and crap everywhere. "To each his own" I guess.; 7/31/07, 9:40 AM
Anonymous said...: Cats are predators. The cat was just doing what cats do. Birds are food. So the bird was also doing what birds do.

First question should be why would anyone want either one in their home?

Second question - did it taste like chicken?; 7/31/07, 9:52 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm with anon, although I don't have a grey, they're wonderful. My friend's grey likes to imitate the sound of a phone ringing, drives him nuts. My choice of poison is a scarlet macaw and root is right, man this is one mean bird, hates everyone, even me when I have company. But when he sits upside down in my arms and kicks his little feet in the air and says, "Kula loves dad" It's pretty kewl. Gotta say, he's a tough pet but very smart, doesn't miss anything.

And of course it's idiotic to keep a cat in the same house as a bird. Shame on those people, cats are cats.
MM; 7/31/07, 9:57 AM
Anonymous said...: Nah I don't think it's a grey- where are the red tail feathers? That's just blood isn't it? I'm going with pidgeon

Greys are wonderful- many years ago my husband and I owned several pairs. We had the pleasure of handraising a few-- they really are great creatures.

TFV; 7/31/07, 10:44 AM
Anonymous said...: I think a Grey would be able to fend off a housecat. When my wife was growing up, her parents' Grey would immitate the sound of a can-opener just to watch the family cats and dogs go nuts.

A macaw is just an engine of destruction ... the cat would get mutilated for shits and grins.

Probably just a pigeon the cat killed and decided to bring home.; 7/31/07, 11:13 AM
Anonymous said...: Perfect. Blame the cat for being a cat. If it was a pet bird, why was it left alone with the cat? D'oh.

I hope my words were simple enough to understand there, Brain Boy.; 7/31/07, 11:41 AM
Anonymous said...: "Damn cats cannot name colors or shapes."

LULZ!!!1!! I can name teh shapz!! Purty culurz too!! Teh stoopid humin cant speek cat.; 7/31/07, 3:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Those "Norwegian Blues" (lovely plumage) have such a hard time.; 7/31/07, 4:54 PM

Monday, July 30, 2007

cat Bird

Where's Tweety ?

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